Masala Chai Beard Oil
Assam and Darjeeling tea, milk, and jaggery with a blend of cardamom, ginger, cinnamon, star anise, pepper, and fennel seed.
$22.00
Dwarven Lustre Beard Oil
Dwarves have the highest standards in beard care, and we aim to please even the grimmest and grouchiest of the lot. Patchouli root, golden amber coins, jewel-bright red musk, mineral oudh, and sweet ale.
$22.00
Lich, Please Beard Oil
Even the undead need to look sharp. Crypt moss and coffin wood, incense smoke and shards of bone.
$22.00
Supahwizard Beard Oil
Are you the wisest, most venerable wizard in town? Well, you don’t have to be – but you can fake it with our Supahwizard Beard Oil! Frankincense, sweet pipe tobacco, and the well-worn leather and parchment of ancient tomes.
$22.00
Single-Barrel Bourbon, Tobacco, and Clove Beard Oil
With a hint of patchouli root.
$22.00
A Kingdom of Dust and Despair Beard Oil
The scent of a forsaken land. Cracked earth, gasoline seeping into sun-scorched sand. The scent of balsam and leather drifts across desolate dunes the glimmer dully with shards of frankincense.
Aristotle Beard Oil
Oman frankincense, Greek sage, and white juniper.
$25.00
Byronic Antihero Beard Oil
An aristocratic cologne of titanic passions, moody and brooding. This scent is dark with disillusionment and cynicism: a Victorian fougère and a dashing carnation boutonniere tainted by a cloud of khus, yew, and patchouli.
$22.00
Socius Beard Oil
A solid, steadfast blend of patchouli, smoked vanilla husk, ambergris accord, and tawny oudh
$25.00
Wild Fig and Amber Beard Oil
Beard Oil Duet
$22.00
The Skeletal Remains of Civilization Beard Oil
A symphony of rust and fire. Dust-blasted leather and the jagged concrete and steel teeth of time-blasted ruins, spattered with blood, choked with smoke, and thrumming with the distant drone of engines
$22.00
Veins of Oil Like Lifeblood Beard Oil
Globs of bubbling tar and rivulets of motor oil oozing through the grooves of rusted scavenged steel.
$22.00
YULE 2025 BEARD OIL
Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab
$25.00
Sugared Cardamom Tea
Black tea and roasted cardamom with cream and a dollop of sugar.
$22.00
Jolly Roger
Sea spray with an undercurrent of leather, Bay Rum, and salty, dry woods.
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$6.75
Dee
His scent is soft English leather, rosewood and tonka with a hint of incense, parchment and soft woods.
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$7.75
Dorian
This blend is an artful deception: a sweet gilded blossom lying over a twisted and corrupted core. A Victorian fougere with three pale musks and dark, sugared vanilla tea.
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$7.75
Two Gentlemen in Touraine
A crisp lavender-forward fougere with a heart of bourbon vanilla, sandalwood, warm, well-loved leather, and clary sage.
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$28.00
Maraschino Babydoll
Liqueur-soaked twin cherries reeling from a double pony-kick of pink pepper and white ginger.
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$27.00
DILF
A rich bourbon cream skin musk, formulated to announce and enhance whatever version of oneself is currently coming forth.
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$22.00
Heathcliff
A feral and unrepentant animalic musk slick with heat, tangled with smoked birch tar that clings to skin like soot and desire. Refined cologne masks a deep, grinding base of dark resins, cracked leather, and vetiver root; earth torn open, roots exposed.
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$28.00
Bram Stoker
Bourbon vetiver with opoponax, Italian bergamot, and hay absolute.
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$6.75
Cthulhu
A creeping, wet, slithering scent, dripping with seaweed, oceanic plants and dark, unfathomable waters.
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$6.75
Villain
A classic Victorian men’s cologne. A lavender fougere, with hints of lilac, lime, and citrus musk.
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$7.25
Edward Bear Perfume Oil
Honey-slathered buttered toast, glittering amber beams of sunlight, warm milk, cotton stuffing, and cuddly roasted vanilla.
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$7.50
Daddy by EFFY
A roll in the hay with a sexy demon daddy: a diabolical incense with a splash of bay rum and a hiss of infernal fougere. Congrats, you’re a DADDY now too!
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$25.00
Snake Oil
Snake Oil has shed its skin, and is back — now with vintage patchouli and dark, rich, aged vanilla absolute. Snake Oil is our signature scent, our first perfume: deep, rich, earthy notes swirled with vegetal musks, sugared vanilla bean, and dark spices.
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$7.75
Hatshepsut Perfume Oil
Myrrh and frankincense, kohl and blue lotus, cedarwood, warm sand, sun-baked, black amber and sacred oil.
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$6.75
Armand · The Vampire Lestat Perfume Oil | BPAL
White musk, iris, and frankincense unfolding like a prayer — then resinous wood, blackened clove, and blood-dark incense beneath, beautiful and quietly monstrous.
$36.00
Louis · The Vampire Lestat Perfume Oil | BPAL
Scorched sandalwood, bitter coffee, osmanthus,bay rum, magnolia, dry patchouli, and the hot spiced sweetness of blood, quietly seething.
$36.00
Pencil Shavings and Bergamot Perfume Oil
Cedar and graphite illuminated by a light citrus zing.
$33.00
Gloomily, Gloomily Perfume Oil
Every solid friend group has at least one goth kid representing. Soft grey musk, pink thistle, lavender ash, tea leaves, pale iris, grey lilac, and rain-soaked moss. Includes an exclusive Imp of The Donkey's Tail.
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$7.50
Hecate Perfume Oil
Magnificent three-faced Goddess of Magic, the Dark Moon and the Crossroads. She is the Mother of Witches, and the midnight baying of hounds is her paean.
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$7.25
Alice
Curiouser and curiouser. Milk and honey with rose, carnation and bergamot.
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$6.25
Jareth Perfume Oil
Ethereal lilac fougere and gleaming leather with ti leaf, tonka absolute, white musk, and oudh.
$33.00
Petrichor Perfume Oil
Rain on dry earth, wet clay, moss, and freshly cleared air.
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$7.25
If Bears Were Bees, If Bees Were Bears Perfume Oil
The bees were still buzzing as suspiciously as ever. A golden gourmand for a philosopher. Wild clover honey buzzing with mead fizz, a gust of woodsmoke, and a dusting of ambered pollen.
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$7.50
Ambergris Accord Perfume Oil
A luminous vegan ambergris note: sea air, driftwood, sunlight, hints of tobacco and sandalwood.
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$7.25
Skin Musk Perfume Oil
A neutral sheer musk that radiates freshly-washed skin.