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The Werewolf's Sunday Best Beard Oil Scrubbed, brushed, and dressed for polite society, though the scent of the deep, wild woods persists: worn leather, forest moss, black pepper, pine tar accord, and oakmoss.

$26.00

Beard Full of Bats Beard Oil A velvet-winged infestation of dark fruit, chthonic roots, and resinous warmth. For those who prefer their grooming habits to be a little batty: jammy black fig, aged patchouli, and dark amber.

$26.00

Lich, Please Beard Oil Even the undead need to look sharp. Crypt moss and coffin wood, incense smoke and shards of bone.

$22.00

Masala Chai Beard Oil Assam and Darjeeling tea, milk, and jaggery with a blend of cardamom, ginger, cinnamon, star anise, pepper, and fennel seed.

$22.00

Dwarven Lustre Beard Oil Dwarves have the highest standards in beard care, and we aim to please even the grimmest and grouchiest of the lot. Patchouli root, golden amber coins, jewel-bright red musk, mineral oudh, and sweet ale.

$22.00

Supahwizard Beard Oil Are you the wisest, most venerable wizard in town? Well, you don’t have to be – but you can fake it with our Supahwizard Beard Oil! Frankincense, sweet pipe tobacco, and the well-worn leather and parchment of ancient tomes.

$22.00

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A Kingdom of Dust and Despair Beard Oil The scent of a forsaken land. Cracked earth, gasoline seeping into sun-scorched sand. The scent of balsam and leather drifts across desolate dunes the glimmer dully with shards of frankincense.

$22.00

Victorian Gravedigger Beard Oil An honest night's work among the headstones, with dirt beneath the fingernails, iron in the air, and a discreet restorative tucked into a coat pocket.

$26.00

Beard oil with 'Socius Beard Oil' and 'Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab' text on a red background.

Socius Beard Oil A solid, steadfast blend of patchouli, smoked vanilla husk, ambergris accord, and tawny oudh

$25.00

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Taro Bubble Tea Beard Oil Taro root, condensed milk, coconut milk, and tapioca pearls.

$22.00

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Single-Barrel Bourbon, Tobacco, and Clove Beard Oil With a hint of patchouli root.

$22.00

Text 'The Skeletal Remains of Civilization' on a textured brown background

The Skeletal Remains of Civilization Beard Oil A symphony of rust and fire. Dust-blasted leather and the jagged concrete and steel teeth of time-blasted ruins, spattered with blood, choked with smoke, and thrumming with the distant drone of engines

$22.00

Wild Fig and Amber Beard Oil Beard Oil Duet

$22.00

The Undertaker's Cologne Beard Oil A splash of aftershave, black musk, myrrh, sandalwood, white rose petals, and dried carnations.

$26.00

Text 'VEINS OF OIL LIKE LIFEBLOOD' on a textured brown background

Veins of Oil Like Lifeblood Beard Oil Globs of bubbling tar and rivulets of motor oil oozing through the grooves of rusted scavenged steel.

$22.00

Illustration of a classical bust with 'Aristotle' text on a green background, featuring 'Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab' and 'The Unemployed Philosophers Guild'.

Aristotle Beard Oil Oman frankincense, Greek sage, and white juniper.

$25.00

YULE 2025 BEARD OIL Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab

$25.00

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Sugared Cardamom Tea Black tea and roasted cardamom with cream and a dollop of sugar.

$22.00

Byronic Antihero Beard Oil An aristocratic cologne of titanic passions, moody and brooding. This scent is dark with disillusionment and cynicism: a Victorian fougère and a dashing carnation boutonniere tainted by a cloud of khus, yew, and patchouli.

$22.00

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Jolly Roger Sea spray with an undercurrent of leather, Bay Rum, and salty, dry woods.

from $6.75

Dee His scent is soft English leather, rosewood and tonka with a hint of incense, parchment and soft woods.

from $7.75

Dorian This blend is an artful deception: a sweet gilded blossom lying over a twisted and corrupted core. A Victorian fougere with three pale musks and dark, sugared vanilla tea.

from $7.75

Maraschino Babydoll Liqueur-soaked twin cherries reeling from a double pony-kick of pink pepper and white ginger.

from $27.00

DILF A rich bourbon cream skin musk, formulated to announce and enhance whatever version of oneself is currently coming forth.

from $22.00

Bram Stoker Bourbon vetiver with opoponax, Italian bergamot, and hay absolute.

from $6.75

Cthulhu A creeping, wet, slithering scent, dripping with seaweed, oceanic plants and dark, unfathomable waters.

from $6.75

Two Gentlemen in Touraine A crisp lavender-forward fougere with a heart of bourbon vanilla, sandalwood, warm, well-loved leather, and clary sage.

from $28.00

Villain A classic Victorian men’s cologne. A lavender fougere, with hints of lilac, lime, and citrus musk.

from $7.25

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Daddy by EFFY A roll in the hay with a sexy demon daddy: a diabolical incense with a splash of bay rum and a hiss of infernal fougere. Congrats, you’re a DADDY now too!

from $25.00

Edward Bear Perfume Oil Honey-slathered buttered toast, glittering amber beams of sunlight, warm milk, cotton stuffing, and cuddly roasted vanilla.

from $7.50

Promotional image for 'Heathcliff' by Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab with a stylized portrait and British Library branding.

Heathcliff A feral and unrepentant animalic musk slick with heat, tangled with smoked birch tar that clings to skin like soot and desire. Refined cologne masks a deep, grinding base of dark resins, cracked leather, and vetiver root; earth torn open, roots exposed.

from $28.00

Graveyard Shift Beard Oil For the sleepless, the restless, and those who keep company with the dead. Midnight coffee and incense smoke drifting through a rain-dappled cemetery.

$26.00

Lines Written by a Bear of Very Little Brain Perfume Oil Hot, sunny cardamom amber and milky musk, honeyed rice and snowy slush.

from $7.50

Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Bad Humor Man illustration: a melting ice cream man figure in a yellow uniform and purple cap, flanked by two multi-eyed, rot-mottled severed heads dripping with viscera, in a comic pop-art style with halftone shading.

The Bad Humor Man Perfume Oil Crunchy leaves, black leather, cardamom, moonlit bergamot, woodmoss, molasses, and vanilla-slapped buttermilk.

$31.00

The Rights of Women Perfume Oil Too long degraded, scorned, opprest: a bold, strident red chypre with sweet wild patchouli, bourbon vanilla, Tunisian neroli, tuberose, warm red currant, strawberry, and red labdanum.

$34.00

Label for Black Forest perfume oil by Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab with decorative border.

Black Forest Perfume Oil This is the captured scent of a cold, moonless night, lost deep within the darkest wood. Haunting and desolate, this scent evokes images of fairy tale tragedy and half-remembered nightmares.

from $7.25

Gloomily, Gloomily Perfume Oil Every solid friend group has at least one goth kid representing. Soft grey musk, pink thistle, lavender ash, tea leaves, pale iris, grey lilac, and rain-soaked moss. Includes an exclusive Imp of The Donkey's Tail.

from $7.50

Wilde Perfume Oil A sophisticated traditional gentleman’s cologne, with just the slightest taint of patchouli’s passion, tonka bean’s decadence, the philanthropy of bergamot, moss’ cynicism, the sharp wit of lavender, and the hopeless romantic longing of jasmine and thyme.

from $6.75

Harden Off Perfume Oil Dragon’s blood, vetiver, borage, mullein, frankincense, calendula, High John the Conqueror, and bay leaf.

$38.00

If Bears Were Bees, If Bees Were Bears Perfume Oil The bees were still buzzing as suspiciously as ever. A golden gourmand for a philosopher. Wild clover honey buzzing with mead fizz, a gust of woodsmoke, and a dusting of ambered pollen.

from $7.50

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