Terrible Moon: White Sandalwood and Cacao Lotion
Lunacy Lotion
$36.00
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The Antikythera Mechanism
Teakwood, oak, black vanilla, and tobacco.
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The Dildo Thief Hair Gloss
Silken indigo musk, tatami straw, black tea, golden amber, yuzu peel, and black plum.
$36.00
The Poinsettia Gown
Rose cream, jasmine cream, mallow, vanilla foam, and sweet amber.
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$31.00
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The Shadowed Veil 2025
Black pumpkin, leather, pomegranate incense, agarwood, and bourbon patchouli.
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$31.00
The Skeletal Remains of Civilization Beard Oil
A symphony of rust and fire. Dust-blasted leather and the jagged concrete and steel teeth of time-blasted ruins, spattered with blood, choked with smoke, and thrumming with the distant drone of engines
$22.00
The Witches
Pumpkin cream, honey, vanilla sugar, and smoked vanilla bean.
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Threads of Modern Encounters Lotion
Cherimoya, green tea, lemon blossom, sweet crimson berries, and creamy white sandalwood.
$36.00
TKO
“Many things – such as loving, going to sleep, or behaving unaffectedly – are done worst when we try hardest to do them.”
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Together We Shall Rejoice Lotion
Crisp orchard air draped in morning dew, a bite of sun-warmed apple that bursts with honeyed clarity. The seeds carry whispers of tomorrow: green leaf, tender blossom, sapling wood.
$35.00
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Type AB- 2025 Beard Oil
For the most discerning vampires. Dragon’s blood resin, black cherry, clove, cardamom, black leather, and kyphi smoke.
$26.00
Valencia Orange Hair Gloss
Bottled sunshine. Sun-split and juicy, the sweetest orange, all brightness and no bite.
$35.00
Veins of Oil Like Lifeblood Beard Oil
Globs of bubbling tar and rivulets of motor oil oozing through the grooves of rusted scavenged steel.
$22.00
Villain
A classic Victorian men’s cologne. A lavender fougere, with hints of lilac, lime, and citrus musk.
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Violet & Green Tea Hair Gloss
Spring’s first violets and cool green tea.
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$5.75
Werewolf Fur Hair Gloss
Dazzlingly feral. Deep, shadowy old growth bark and mosses and a drop of carnal pomace brandy.
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$6.00
White Chocolate and Taro Root Hair Gloss
Silky white chocolate folded around electric purple taro root.
$36.00
White Chocolate Cream Lotion
Box of Chocolates 2026 Lotion
$36.00
White Chocolate Rice Pudding Hair Gloss
Creamy white chocolate stirred into warm rice pudding with condensed milk and a dusting of cardamom sugar and saffron.
$36.00
White Tea & Sage Hair Gloss
White tea and silvery sage, cool and gently herbaceous.
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Who is Nibbling at my House? Hair Gloss
Caramel apples, cardamom cakes, hazelnut cream, and butterscotc
$34.00
Wild Fig and Amber Beard Oil
Beard Oil Duet
$22.00
Wildflower Honey and Honey Dust Lotion
Honey Pot Lotion
$36.00
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Wolf Moon: Ice & Crushed Mint Lotion
Lunacy Lotion