Are you Non-Compliant? Are you too fat, too thin, too loud, too shy, too religious, too secular, too prudish, too sexual, too queer, too black, too brown, too whatever-it-is-they’ll-judge-you-for-today?

Welcome to BITCH PLANET.

In a future where the patriarchy punishes women who refuse to conform, those who resist are shipped off to do hard time on Bitch Planet. The only way back home is to compete against men in a brutal full-contact sport called Megaton.

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KELLY SUE DECONNICK (Captain Marvel, Pretty Deadly) & VALENTINE DE LANDRO (X-Factor, Spider-Man) team up for a biting sci-fi women-in-prison exploitation satire. Can the newest shipment of Non-Compliant prisoners work together to survive crooked guards, corrupt institutions, and the most brutal sport in the galaxy?

Illustrations by BITCH PLANET co-creator Valentine De Landro.

Proceeds from the Bitch Planet collection benefit the Brink Literary Project’s Frames Prison Program, which helps increase literacy rates and reduce recidivism among incarcerated persons.

Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab is an independent gothic perfumery founded in Los Angeles in 2002 and now handcrafting artisanal fragrances from our home in Philadelphia, where we blend every indie perfume oil by hand in small batches, drawing on literature, mythology, folklore, horror, the occult, and the dark romance of vampires and Victorian mourning to create scents for goths, dreamers, and anyone who wants their perfume to tell a story. 

Alongside our alcohol-free perfume oils, which are made to be worn close to the skin and unfold slowly over hours, we make scented lotions, hair glosses, beard oils, room sprays, and atmosphere sprays, along with ritual and condition oils, “Claw” Nail Polish, limited-edition seasonal releases for Halloween, Yule, and Lupercalia, and licensed collections inspired by film, television, and literature. Gamers will find a whole world of fantasy perfume and RPG-inspired scents designed to enhance tabletop and TTRPG sessions, from the tavern and the dungeon to the wizard’s tower, and our sister brand, Twilight Alchemy Lab, carries the same handmade niche spirit into its own corner of the dark. 

Discovery sets are available to sample our atmospheric and nostalgic perfume oils so that you can find your signature scent. All BPAL products are cruelty-free and never tested on animals.