Lotion
The autumn winds are howling, the graveyard soil is turning cold, and the living and the dead alike are falling victim to the seasonal curse of dry skin. Witches, vampires, werewolves, and assorted creatures of the night may have wildly different grooming habits, but everyone deserves a little pampering before the witching hour.
This Halloween, we're offering two ways to keep your mortal (or questionably mortal) flesh soft and fragrant: the cozy warmth of toasted pumpkin and sandalwood for those who celebrate Halloween all year long, and the cool, damp embrace of graveyard moss, pale lichen, and funeral lilies for those who prefer their skincare with a little cemetery atmosphere.
Whether you're preparing for a midnight sabbat, taking a moonlit stroll among the headstones, or simply indulging in a little seasonal luxury, we've got your skin, scales, or ectoplasm covered.
After all, there's a difference between looking deliciously deathly and feeling like a desiccated corpse.
INGREDIENTS: BPAL’s lotion is made with Water, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter), Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Stearic Acid, Emulsifying Wax, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Optiphen Plus, and scented with Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume oils.
As always, no animals were harmed during the creation of this product. Tested only on our ashy, scaly friends and family. Vegan and cruelty free!
Please exercise common sense when using our products: Do not eat the lotion, do not snort the lotion, do not moisturize your eyeballs, etc.
If irritation occurs, discontinue use immediately. For external use only.
Halloween 2026
It's that time of year again, when otherwise sensible people spend their weekends trespassing in cornfields, decorating their homes with representations of human remains, and willingly paying strangers to frighten them. Naturally, we've been looking forward to it all year.
This Halloween, we're throwing open the doors of a particularly ill-tempered haunted house, where the gramophone plays to an empty room, the wallpaper conceals something best left undisturbed, and the family portraits have developed some deeply objectionable habits. Elsewhere, Prince Prospero is hosting a lavish masquerade with a rather unfortunate guest list, the cathedrals are filling with strange sacraments, and the local werewolves have once again failed to budget for replacement clothing.
We've also been indulging in the usual seasonal excesses: graveyard dirt, autumn bonfires, sinister confections, questionable pumpkin experiments, and enough Halloween candy to alarm your dentist. Our new hometown of Philadelphia has inspired an especially regrettable act of culinary perfumery involving pumpkin spice and cheesesteaks. We offer no apologies.
There are old favorites returning from the grave, new perfumes of dubious provenance, and a whole assortment of grooming products and claw polishes for making yourself presentable to the living, the dead, and anyone whose status remains uncertain.
Come in, come in. Mind the staircase, don't look too closely at the wedding portrait, and whatever you do, don't accept anything the dumbwaiter brings up.
Happy Halloween, you beautiful creeps.
About Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab
Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab is an independent gothic perfumery founded in Los Angeles in 2002 and now handcrafting artisanal fragrances from our home in Philadelphia, where we blend every indie perfume oil by hand in small batches, drawing on literature, mythology, folklore, horror, the occult, and the dark romance of vampires and Victorian mourning to create scents for goths, dreamers, and anyone who wants their perfume to tell a story.
Alongside our alcohol-free perfume oils, which are made to be worn close to the skin and unfold slowly over hours, we make scented lotions, hair glosses, beard oils, room sprays, and atmosphere sprays, along with ritual and condition oils, “Claw” Nail Polish, limited-edition seasonal releases for Halloween, Yule, and Lupercalia, and licensed collections inspired by film, television, and literature. Gamers will find a whole world of fantasy perfume and RPG-inspired scents designed to enhance tabletop and TTRPG sessions, from the tavern and the dungeon to the wizard’s tower, and our sister brand, Twilight Alchemy Lab, carries the same handmade niche spirit into its own corner of the dark.
Discovery sets are available to sample our atmospheric and nostalgic perfume oils so that you can find your signature scent. All of our products are cruelty-free and never tested on animals.