If you were queen of pleasure,
And I were king of pain,
We ‘d hunt down love together,
Pluck out his flying-feather,
And teach his feet a measure,
And find his mouth a rein;
If you were queen of pleasure,
And I were king of pain.

An exploration of love, lust, desire, longing, and despair.

Recline in pleasurable, tranquil languor, or bathe with intent to stimulate your senses or replenish your joy while utilizing one of our therapeutic oils.

Soak in your sins, or wash away all traces of your vices. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab offers you the best of both worlds, the heavenly and the diabolical, in your bathing experience.

Whatever your predilection may be, our blend of softening and replenishing oils, with rosehip, shea, evening primrose, fractionated coconut, and vitamin E, will ensure that you experience the utmost in sublime (or fiendish!) pleasure.

Superbly moisturizing without being greasy, lushly scented without being heavy-handed.

Paraben & formaldehyde free. No sodium lauryl or sodium laureth sulfate.

Black Phoenix, Inc. does not test on animals. All of our products are tested on friends and family.

Ingredients: Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, Vanilla Bourbon Oleoresin, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume blends.

Nine out of ten alchemists agree that every epidermis is a thirst trap unto itself — and that one guy never agrees with anyone! We’re here to quench that desire with our creamy, indulgently scented lotion formula, presented in BPAL’s traditional 4oz squeeze bottle.

Time to feed your skin something it actually craves: BPAL’s lotion is made with Water, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter), Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Stearic Acid, Emulsifying Wax, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Optiphen Plus, and scented with Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume oils.

As always, no animals were harmed during the creation of this product. Tested only on our ashy, scaly friends and family. Vegan and cruelty free!

Please exercise common sense when using our products: Do not eat the lotion, do not snort the lotion, do not moisturize your eyeballs, etc.

If irritation occurs, discontinue use immediately. For external use only

Ô toison, moutonnant jusque sur l'encolure!
Ô boucles! Ô parfum chargé de nonchaloir!
Extase! Pour peupler ce soir l'alcôve obscure
Des souvenirs dormant dans cette chevelure,
Je la veux agiter dans l'air comme un mouchoir!
— Charles Baudelaire

Black Phoenix’s Hair Gloss is paraben and sulfate free, and contains no petro-chemicals, no GMOs, and no triclosan.

Handmade by Black Phoenix. As always, no animals were harmed during the creation of this product, and all products were tested on friends and family.

Please exercise common sense when using our HAIR GLOSS: do not eat, do not snort, do not drink, do not pour into eyes, etc. If irritation occurs, discontinue use immediately.

Cyclomethicone, botanisil, Vitamin E, argan oil, Tahitian monoi oil, camelina oil, and karanja oil.