Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Bad Humor Man illustration: a melting ice cream man figure in a yellow uniform and purple cap, flanked by two multi-eyed, rot-mottled severed heads dripping with viscera, in a comic pop-art style with halftone shading.

THE BAD HUMOR MAN

"Knock knock…" The unpleasant hand reaching out through the window with your treat smells suspiciously of crunchy leaves, well-worn black leather, cardamom pod, moonlit yellow bergamot, woodmoss, molasses, and vanilla-slapped buttermilk. You resist the urge to reply "Who's there?" realizing you don't actually want to know. 

 
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The Bad Humor Man: Summerween 2026

The sun is already sulking behind the treetops by the time you hear the first wobbly riffs of music bouncing off the sun-baked asphalt from further down the street, signaling the arrival of… something.

It’s here, and just in the nick of time: you’ve been warned not to follow those notes to their source after sunset…
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