Looming Spectre of Inutterable Horror Perfume Oil
Wherein Scalia channels Lovecraft: raw frankincense and tobacco absolute with Russian leather, blackened champaca, bitter clove, red patchouli, bourbon vanilla and petitgrain.
$34.00
Game Over Perfume Oil
A coppery-clove, blood-tinged, cherry blossom-dappled blue cotton candy.
$28.00
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Dead Leaves Stuck In Yer Beard - Beard Oil
Every leaf tells a story.
Libanotos Beard Oil
Frankincense, terebinth, and Italian bergamot.
$25.00
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Type AB- 2025 Beard Oil
For the most discerning vampires. Dragon’s blood resin, black cherry, clove, cardamom, black leather, and kyphi smoke.
$26.00
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Garg Oil Beard Oil
A mossy beard oil blend with a hint of beeswax, cathedral incense, blackened cedar, and aged oak.
$26.00
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John Barley Corn Beard Oil
Barley, beer, blood, and whiskey.
$26.00
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Mureera Beard Oil
Kataf myrrh, smoked sandalwood, and vanilla bean.
$25.00
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Pomegranate and Cathedral Incense Beard Oil
Grove of Pomegranates 2025
$26.00
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The Antikythera Mechanism
Teakwood, oak, black vanilla, and tobacco.
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$7.75
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Samhain 2025
Truly the scent of autumn itself.
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$26.00
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Pearl Necklace 2026 Perfume Oil
Skin musk dribbling with pear cream, orris root, vanilla bean, and raw honey.
$32.00
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Like the Very Gods 2026 Perfume Oil
Shuddering, sweat-warmed skin gleaming with sheer musk, honeyed olive blossoms, vanilla cedar, white sandalwood, and orris butter.
$32.00
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Gentle Spring Perfume Oil
Crushed dandelion stem, a riot of pansies, warm bare skin, sheer vanilla silk, cherry and apricot blossoms, wild strawberries, wild roses, sun-warmed grass, and a gust of white clover honey.
$31.00
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Womb Furie 2026 Perfume Oil
An itch that needs to be scratched: Snake Oil and three types of honey.
$32.00
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Maasikas Perfume Oil
Wild strawberries and sweet apple dipped in sweet cream and blush amber.
$32.00
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Malinka Perfume Oil
Black raspberries, red currant, and rose hip cordial in honeyed cream.
$32.00
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Dark Chocolate Raspberry Rum Truffle Perfume Oil
Velvet dark chocolate and tart raspberry liqueur steeped in a splash of warm spiced rum.
$32.00
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Smut 2026 Perfume Oil
Three swaggering, smutty musks sweetened with sugar and woozy with dark booze notes.
$32.00
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The Lovers’ Serpent Perfume Oil
Snake Oil steeped with fig, pomegranate, apple, and blackcurrant wound through green sandalwood and olibanum, with a shimmer of iridescent serpent scale.
$34.00
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Water Bearer Perfume Oil
French lavender, Thai coconut, cherimoya, and ube.
$32.00
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Bear Prince Perfume Oil
Shaggy fur, snow-flecked and rose-touched.
$31.00
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David and Jonathan Perfume Oil
Shepherd’s wool and wild honey, cedarwood and olive leaf, sun-warmed leather, plumes of frankincense rising from a quiet altar, and a thread of red pomegranate seed crushed between steady hands.
Nag Champa & Dragon’s Blood Resin Perfume Oil
420 2026: NAG CHAMPA DUETS
$32.00
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Passionfruit Creme Brulee Perfume Oil
Those who cross the threshold of this crackle-crust of burned sugar will be lost in a creamy abyss of bright, zingy custard.
$32.00
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Mordisco Amoroso Perfume Oil
Black cherry liqueur, red amber, and crushed strawberries crushed with clove and cinnamon sugar.
$32.00
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Rose Quartz Phallus Perfume Oil
Blushing rose cognac, sugared pink grapefruit, iced strawberries, and creamy sandalwood warmed by skin musk, vanilla bourbon, and glowing pink amber.
$32.00
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Record of Women’s Treasures of the Way of Elegance Day and Night Perfume Oil
Peru balsam, champa absolute, sugared patchouli, toasted cardamom, black pepper, labdanum, and coffee bean.
$32.00
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Purotto No Tsuisuto Perfume Oil
Cardamom cream, sweet bourbon, tolu balsam, toasted bamboo, raw cacao, and hinoki.
$32.00
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Apricot Vulva Perfume Oil
Apricot, cream musk, bourbon vanilla, and golden bergamot.
$32.00
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The Indolence of Resting Men Perfume Oil
Sugared lemon cream, lemon peel, raw sugar cane, cucumber, and black tea.
$32.00
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Honeyed Oud Perfume Oil
The Honey Pot 2026
$32.00
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Strawberry Moon 2026 Perfume Oil
Crushed wild strawberries, night-blooming datura, goblin’s gold moss, dried berry incense, sticky honey, and a slow bleed of blackcurrant sap over cold white musk.
$31.00
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The Flame of the Bear Perfume Oil
Fir resin, bayberry, myrrh, mistletoe, and oak bark.
$31.00
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Puff, Puff, Pass Perfume Oil
Creosote, coal, sticky resin, industrial waste, and a bellow of mary jane.
$32.00
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Caramel Vulva Perfume Oil
Caramel cream, golden oud, sweet amber, praline milk, hazelnut, and cacao.
$32.00
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Alleviate the Frenzy 2026 Perfume Oil
Lascivious females! Are you suffering from morbid, moist exudations? Restore your health and the rosy glow of well-being! Heady peach musk aglow with sugared amber.
$32.00
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By Candlelight Perfume Oil
Beeswax, wildflower honey, copal resin, vanilla bean, balsam, and frankincense.