Monster Milk
For Yule 2021 we dreamed up Ghost Milk as the perfect beverage to dunk your Monster Gingerbread Cookies into. But since then we’ve found ourselves wondering: presuming they could be ethically derived, what other Monster Milks might one find at a supernatural supermarket? And what unholy combinations might be created by layering them with different Monster Cookies or other BPAL goodies?
The mind reels, the stomach tilts… but the imagination simply will not be deterred.
(These fragrances are vegan, and no monsters were harmed in their creation!)
Illustrations by Drew Rausch!
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Ghost Milk Perfume Oil
Add to cartGoat’s milk, marshmallow, vanilla cashmere, honey dust, and white chocolate.
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Mummy Milk Perfume Oil
Add to cartCondensed milk wrapped in coconut shavings and tea-stained linen with a hint of bitumen, myrrh, and embalming resins.
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Witch Milk Perfume Oil
Add to cartHoney-infused goat milk, incense smoke, yew boughs, black pepper, mandrake root, ambrette seed, red currant, kitchen herbs, and fly agaric accord.
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Wolf Milk Perfume Oil
Add to cartCrunchy leaves, well-worn black leather, cardamom pod, moonlit yellow bergamot, woodmoss, molasses, and buttermilk.
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Zombie Milk Perfume Oil
Add to cartGrave-dry rice milk, black moss, hemp fibers, bone-white sandalwood and orris root, and bog osmanthus.