Apparel

Apparel

Apparel - T-Shirts

  • Anatomical Heart Tee

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    Bitches Love Unicorns Tee

    Yeah… they do!

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  • BPAL Distressed Slogan Tee

    There are few symbols from the past that we can still truly stand behind, but the BPAL triple dagger insignia has yet to let us down. Inform onlookers that you have the very finest taste in esoteric scents with this tee that reps our house style. Offers protection from the elements, while also satisfying social obligations related to covering your upper half!

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    Bram Stoker Tee

    No man knows till he has suffered from the night how sweet and dear to his heart and eye the morning can be.

    Illustrated by Abigail Larson.

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    Carnaval Diabolique Tee

    These tees are from District, and are made from 50/25/25 poly/ring spun cotton/rayon and as they say on their website, are “the perfect blending of softness and an easygoing look<

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    Every Day is Halloween Tee

    This permanent edition to our catalogue was designed by the lovely and talented Tanya Bjork.

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    Make America Live Deliciously Again Tee

    A million thanks to Aristotle for the art, to Sarah Elizabeth and her wonderful friends for the inspiration, and to Black Phillip, without whom our lives would be bereft of both joy and deliciousness. Proceeds from this parody tee will benefit EMILY’s List, a wonderful organization that supports electing pro-choice Democratic women to office. Learn more here!

    These tees are from District, and are made from 50/25/25 poly/ring spun cotton/rayon and as they say on their website, are “the perfect blending of softness and an easygoing look.”

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    Mary Shelley Tee

    It was the secrets of heaven and earth that I desired to learn; and whether it was the outward substance of things or the inner spirit of nature and the mysterious soul of man that occupied me, still my inquiries were directed to the metaphysical, or in its highest sense, the physical secrets of the world.

    Illustrated by Abigail Larson.

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  • Plague Doctor Tee

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    This is a pre-order for the t-shirt, and your order will ship as soon as the tees are ready. Thank you so much for your patience!

    Flaunt your style AND your public health awareness at various Zoom gatherings, all while dressed comfortably enough to tip over and snooze immediately afterward. Mask and various demon-repelling herbs not included!

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  • Please Scream Inside Your Heart Tee

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    This is a pre-order for the t-shirt, and your order will ship as soon as the tees are ready. Thank you so much for your patience!

    You screamed, we listened! The Drew Rausch design launched as a perfume label (and accompanying die-cut sticker) is now an outward expression of all the screams that lay buried just beneath your surface. Let this comfy tee serve as a warning to those who wander through your territory: “I probably taste terrible!” Perfect attire for pretending to be dead.

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Apparel - Socks

Created in the USA by the wonderful people at Sock Dreams, these socks are exclusive to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab! They’re made from 80% cotton, 15% nylon and 5% elastic.

  • Aquarius Socks!

    We would never dare to tell an Aquarius what to do, or how to shop. Instead, we’ll merely leave these pictures and details here for them to discover independently, in hopes that our comfy AQUARIUS socks appeal to their eccentric and spontaneous sense of style.

    Created in the USA by the wonderful people at Sock Dreams for Black Phoenix, these socks are exclusive to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab!

    They’re made from 80% cotton, 15% nylon and 5% elastic!

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    Aries Socks

    Uh oh, Fire sign on the loose! These comfy ARIES socks by Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab will announce to everyone around you that there are two options: get out of your way, or end up covered in footprints.

    Created in the USA by the wonderful people at Sock Dreams, these socks are exclusive to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab!

    They’re made from 80% cotton, 15% nylon and 5% elastic!

    Modeled by Tom Blunt, BPAL’s resident Ram.

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    Cancer Socks

    Created in the USA by the wonderful people at Sock Dreams for Black Phoenix, these socks are exclusive to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab!

    They’re made from 80% cotton, 15% nylon and 5% elastic!

    Modeled by Tom Blunt, BPAL’s resident Ram.

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    Capricorn Socks!

    Created in the USA by the wonderful people at Sock Dreams for Black Phoenix, these socks are exclusive to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab!

    They’re made from 80% cotton, 15% nylon and 5% elastic!

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    Gemini Socks

    The perfect sign to emblazon on socks, because there are TWO of them, get it? Black accented with the airiest pale gray, advertising your Castor/Pollux complexities with undeniable panache. Modeled by Lab rat Galen, the product of a brilliant Gemini mother.

    Created in the USA by the wonderful people at Sock Dreams, these socks are exclusive to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab!

    They’re made from 80% cotton, 15% nylon and 5% elastic!

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    Leo Socks

    Created in the USA by the wonderful people at Sock Dreams for Black Phoenix, these socks are exclusive to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab!

    They’re made from 80% cotton, 15% nylon and 5% elastic!

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    Libra Socks!

    Created in the USA by the wonderful people at Sock Dreams for Black Phoenix, these socks are exclusive to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab!

    They’re made from 80% cotton, 15% nylon and 5% elastic!

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    Orange, Black & White Socks

    Created in the USA by the wonderful people at Sock Dreams for Black Phoenix, these socks are exclusive to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab!

    They’re made from 80% cotton, 15% nylon and 5% elastic!

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  • Pisces Socks!

    You’re safe with us, little fish — we would never pressure you into buying something you don’t need! However, we’d be remiss in not pointing out that a pair of our PISCES socks will help keep your fins nice and toasty while you dissociate from reality.

    Created in the USA by the wonderful people at Sock Dreams for Black Phoenix, these socks are exclusive to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab!

    They’re made from 80% cotton, 15% nylon and 5% elastic!

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    Red, Purple & Black Socks

    Created in the USA by the wonderful people at Sock Dreams for Black Phoenix, these socks are exclusive to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab!

    They’re made from 80% cotton, 15% nylon and 5% elastic!

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    Sagittarius Socks!

    Created in the USA by the wonderful people at Sock Dreams for Black Phoenix, these socks are exclusive to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab!

    They’re made from 80% cotton, 15% nylon and 5% elastic!

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    Scorpio Socks

    Created in the USA by the wonderful people at Sock Dreams for Black Phoenix, these socks are exclusive to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab!

    They’re made from 80% cotton, 15% nylon and 5% elastic!

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    Taurus Socks

    Next time you want to dig in your heels, make sure they’re robustly clad in in these no-nonsense hoof-covers, patterned in an earthy combo of black and forest green — perfect for propping up while everyone else learns the hard way about everything you already warned them about. Modeled by Tom , who has Taurus in the eleventh house and isn’t sure what that means.

    Created in the USA by the wonderful people at Sock Dreams, these socks are exclusive to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab!

    They’re made from 80% cotton, 15% nylon and 5% elastic!

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    Virgo Socks!

    Created in the USA by the wonderful people at Sock Dreams for Black Phoenix, these socks are exclusive to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab!

    They’re made from 80% cotton, 15% nylon and 5% elastic!

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