Pumpkin Patch Happy Hour

And in the autumn, when you gather the grapes of your vineyards for the winepress, say in your heart,
‘I too am a vineyard, and my fruit shall be gathered for the winepress,
And like new wine I shall be kept in eternal vessels.’
And in winter, when you draw the wine, let there be in your heart a song for each cup;
And let there be in the song a remembrance for the autumn days, and for the vineyard, and for the winepress.

— Kahlil Gibran

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
— Dorothy Parker

Label art by John Herndon