Wild Hearses
Whether you’re a chauffeur or just a loafer, we want you to be the best-smelling soul in the cemetery. 2025’s WILD HEARSES are a series of 5ml perfume oils which ask important questions about life, death, and the liminal states in between. For example: have you heard the one about the overeager hearse driver? He got fired for parking on the shoulder.
I know, I know: a graveyard joke, in October? Groundbreaking.
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Cherry Cola Hearse Perfume Oil
Add to cart*clinks bottles*
*clinks shovels*
How about one for the road? Fizzy pop and a syrupy slick of motor oil splashed across disintegrating tan leather seats.
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Convertible Hearse Perfume Oil
Add to cartThe cadaver, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind: a chilly whoosh of dead leaves seasoned with the perfect amount of smog.
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Headless Hearseman Perfume Oil
Add to cartA bottomless swirl of black leather, dead branches, and flaming pumpkin guts.
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Hearse of Pancakes Perfume Oil
Add to cartThere’s still a little time to kill before the viewing… surely it wouldn’t hurt to stop for a short stack? Black coffee, syrup-drenched buckwheat cakes, and a crusty cruller for the road.
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Hiss & Hearse Perfume Oil
Add to cartA dribble of Dorian and a squiggle of Snake Oil, delicately stirred with a moss-crusted muddy shovel.
2017 staff photo by Jason Thompson
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Hot Pink Hearse Perfume Oil
Add to cartA dream hearse for anyone who grew up presiding over numerous doll funerals: flashy pink guava, strawberry jam, sugared pink grapefruit, blackberry, bergamot, and pink champagne adorned with a gleaming chrome Landau bar.
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Lime Green Hearse Perfume Oil
Add to cartA shiny, genteel, vintage ride for all those who feel dead inside: lime rind, citron, petitgrain, white musk, a swish of bay rum and a bit of black pepper.
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White Satin Hearse Perfume Oil
Add to cartDon’t you just love that new hearse smell? A stylish, contemporary corpse-carrier for the most discriminating clientele: traces of embalming fluid clinging to white satin curtains and fresh white leather seats.