Pumpkin Patch Happy Hour
And in the autumn, when you gather the grapes of your vineyards for the winepress, say in your heart,
‘I too am a vineyard, and my fruit shall be gathered for the winepress,
And like new wine I shall be kept in eternal vessels.’
And in winter, when you draw the wine, let there be in your heart a song for each cup;
And let there be in the song a remembrance for the autumn days, and for the vineyard, and for the winepress.
— Kahlil Gibran
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
— Dorothy Parker
Label art by John Herndon
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Pumpkin Spice Absinthe Perfume Oil
Out of StockA recurring fave at the BPAL cantina. No, you’re not hallucinating: this pairing smells divine!
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Pumpkin Spice Champagne Perfume Oil
Out of StockThe bubbles from this calabaza go straight to your cabeza.
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Pumpkin Spice Cranberry Vodka Perfume Oil
Out of StockFun fact: they call this time of year “Fall” because of the difficulty of staying on your barstool after a few of these.
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Pumpkin Spice Dark ‘N’ Stormy Perfume Oil
Out of StockIn a mood? Pour one of these over it: extra spicy rum fizzed up with ginger beer and garnished with a lime wedge.
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Pumpkin Spice Espresso Martini Perfume Oil
Out of StockA triple shot with extra drizzle to keep you vamping till the sun comes up.
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Pumpkin Spice Hot Buttered Rum Perfume Oil
Out of StockTime to get cozy next to a crackling fire and let the season enfold you in its spicy, buttery arms.
Please note: this scent, as well as the rest of the scents in this series, is vegan. No butters were buttered in the making of this perfume. -
Pumpkin Spice Margarita Perfume Oil
Out of StockYou might regret this in the morning, but tonight is all about living in the moment! Served in a salt-rimmed gourd.
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Pumpkin Spice Piña Colada Perfume Oil
Out of StockYou’ll just have to trust the bartender on this one! An extra loco coco to encourage beach goths to attempt some moonlight skinny-dipping.