Happy Lupercalia, perverts!
A Chance Meeting in Springtime Perfume OilOut of Stock
Peach-touched sandalwood, fig meat, and milky white musk.
A Tattooed Woman Embraces the God of Thunder Perfume OilOut of Stock
Silken red musk, black leather accord, patchouli, Malaysian oudh, cardamom, and vetiver.
A Woman Practicing Calligraphy on Her Lover’s Erect Member Perfume OilOut of Stock
Ink, white moss, and rose petals.
Aerodynamic Junk Perfume OilOut of Stock
Tonka bean, clove bud, leather accord, and Mysore sandalwood.
Alleviate the Frenzy Perfume OilOut of Stock
Nor should you wonder at all these things which are natural to women, and are particularly expected of the condition of virgins; because of retention of the sexual fluid, the heart and surrounding areas are enveloped in a morbid and moist exudation: this is especially true of the more lascivious females, inclined to venery, passionate women who are most eager to experience physical pleasure; if she is of this type she cannot ever be relieved by any aid except that of her parents who are advised to find her a husband. Having done so the man’s strong and vigorous intercourse alleviated the frenzy. She married an energetic young man, who, having discharged his marital responsibilities with vigor, she took to this with enthusiasm; under this appropriate treatment she flourished, revived, bloomed with the rosy shade of well-being, and was entirely restored to health.
– Zacutus Lusitanus, Praxis Medica Admiranda, 1637
Lascivious females! Are you suffering from morbid, moist exudations? Restore your health and the rosy glow of well-being! Heady peach musk aglow with sugared amber.
Ancient Junk Perfume OilOut of Stock
Teakwood, sweet myrrh, beeswax rosin, and driftwood.
Aorta Perfume OilOut of Stock
The largest artery in the body. Red rose for the intima, the innermost layer of the aorta, and wild plum and apricot pulp for media, with vetiver – this perfume’s adventitia – providing structure to the scent.
Arcus Aortae Pefume OilOut of Stock
Ascending and descending: a cascade of white lily and osmanthus with flutters of red musk.
Atsui-Mono Perfume OilOut of Stock
Fig milk, honeyed vanilla, black tea, and hay absolute.
Basket of Abalone Perfume OilOut of Stock
Pink grapefruit, yuzu, pink pepper, ambergris, and seafoam.
Birdsong at Twilight Hair GlossOut of Stock
Amber, tangerine, and orange blossom with tobacco, almond blossom, and golden patchouli.
Body, Remember Perfume OilOut of Stock
Body, remember not only how much you were loved,
not only the beds on which you lay,
but also those desires for you
that glowed plainly in the eyes,
and trembled in the voice–and some
chance obstacle made futile.
Now that all of them belong to the past,
it almost seems as if you had yielded
to those desires–how they glowed,
remember, in the eyes gazing at you;
how they trembled in the voice, for you, remember, body.
—Constantine Cavafy translated by Rae Dalven
Profoundly sensual. The echo of caresses: raw black coconut, ambergris accord, ambrette seed, champaca flower, and sugar cane.
Bright Red Dildo Perfume OilOut of Stock
I beg you, don’t lie, dear Coritto: Who was the Man who stitched for you this bright red dildo?
I don’t know if Cerdon is from Chios or Erythrae; bald, small – you’d call him a right ‘Mr. Tradesman’. You’ll think you’re seeing the handiwork of Athena herself not Cerdon’s.
I – for he arrived bringing two, Metro – at the sight of them – well my eyes bulged; men can’t make their rods as rigid as this – we are alone and can be frank – and not only that, these are as soft as sleep; and the little leather straps are as soft as wool, not like leather straps at all. A kinder cobbler to a woman you’ll not find – even by putting-out.
Why then did you not take the other one as well?
What didn’t I do, Metro? What sort of means of persuasion did I not apply him? Kissing him, stroking his bald head, pouring out a sweet drink for him, calling him by a pet name, giving him all by my body to enjoy.
If he asked even that you ought to have given him it.
Red leather and honey.
Caressing the Gilded Lily Perfume OilOut of Stock
Ginger lily, bergamot, white tea, lily of the valley, osmanthus, and melon blossom.
Chordae Tendineae Perfume OilOut of Stock
A plucking of the heartstrings: blood musk, radiant golden amber, gilded carnation, orange blossom, and red cognac.
Closing the Bamboo Curtain Perfume OilOut of Stock
Green bamboo reeds, polished labdanum, oakmoss, and white patchouli.
Cock Cage Perfume OilOut of Stock
Golden amber, apple-crushed oudh, blackened apricot, sweet musk, saffron, neroli, and gilded leather.
Come Slowly – Eden! Perfume OilOut of Stock
Lips unused to Thee—
Bashful—sip thy Jessamines
As the fainting Bee—
Reaching late his flower,
Round her chamber hums—
Counts his nectars—
Enters—and is lost in Balms.
– Emily Dickinson
Yellow jessamine gilded with amber, copoiba balsam, apple peel, beeswax, wild fig, sage honey, and champa.
Discarded Shamisen Hair GlossOut of Stock
Peach blossoms and cherry blossoms with vanilla husk, peonies, and orris root.
Dripping Mountain Perfume OilOut of Stock
Terebinth resin, jasmine absolute, and snow magnolia.
Elegant Vulvas Perfume OilOut of Stock
Golden amber and lotus blossom, cherry blossom and white teak, mallow root and wildflower honey.
Erotic Vegetables Hair GlossOut of Stock
White cedar, tomato leaf, clary sage, woodmoss, sweet labdanum, clove husk, and leather.
Fancy-Free Hair GlossOut of Stock
White musk, lemon peel, and ambrette seed.
Ganymede’s Junk Perfume OilOut of Stock
White sandalwood, pink carnation, clove bud, muguet, and vanilla absolute.
Gargoyle Junk Perfume OilOut of Stock
Frankincense, rose resin, white patchouli, rockrose, and stone.
Glistening Waterfall Perfume OilOut of Stock
Patchouli and green apple with pink pepper, matcha tea, blackcurrant, lemon peel, and cacao.
Government Officials at an Orgy Perfume OilOut of Stock
Tonka bean, vetiver, black currant, black tea, and clove.
Honey and Absinthe Perfume OilOut of Stock
Honey and Sweet Labdanum Perfume OilOut of Stock
Honey and White Carnation Bath OilOut of Stock
Honey Marshmallow Bath OilOut of Stock
Honey, Balsam, Leather, and Bourbon Tobacco Hair GlossOut of Stock
Honey, Cinnamon and Clove Atmosphere SprayOut of Stock
Honey, Hay Absolute, and Amber Perfume OilOut of Stock
Honey, Italian Bergamot and Frankincense Perfume OilOut of Stock
Honey, Rum, and Spiced Fig Hair GlossOut of Stock
Honeyed Amber and Red Currant Perfume OilOut of Stock
Honeyed Champaca Blossom and Basmati Rice Perfume OilOut of Stock
Honeyed Honeysuckle Atmosphere SprayOut of Stock
Humorous Copulation Perfume OilOut of Stock
Amber cream, white tea, lemon peel, and lotus root.
I Die of Love Perfume OilOut of Stock
I die of love for him, perfect in every way,
Lost in the strains of wafting music.
My eyes are fixed upon his delightful body
And I do not wonder at his beauty.
His waist is a sapling, his face a moon,
And loveliness rolls off his rosy cheek
I die of love for you, but keep this secret:
The tie that binds us is an unbreakable rope.
How much time did your creation take, O angel?
So what! All I want is to sing your praises.
– Abu Nuwas
Balsam-dusted leather, crushed lilac, bay rum, soft black musk, cubeb berry, and smoke.
Inferior Vena Cava Perfume OilOut of Stock
The largest vein in the human body: a torrent of sweet oudh, patchouli, blackwood, red labdanum, and vegetal musk.
Informal Tea Hair GlossOut of Stock
Green tea, white sandalwood, and white amber.
Joyous Middle-Aged Couple Perfume OilOut of Stock
Green tea, white oudh, cedar, green mandarin, frankincense, bois de rose, and honey.
Lacquered Vulva Hair GlossOut of Stock
Mahogany polished with burgundy musk, rosewood, jasmine absolute, and Spanish moss.
Le Coucher de la Mariee Hair GlossOut of Stock
Believed to be the first pornographic film, Le Coucher de la Mariée was first screened in Paris in 1896. Billowing white clouds of sugared vanilla chypre.
Left Atrium Perfume OilOut of Stock
A holding chamber for blood returning from the lungs: red mimosa, airy white cedar, pink grapefruit, and white amber.
Left Ventricle Perfume OilOut of Stock
A contraction: red musk seized by crushed mint, eucalyptus blossom, orange blossom, and bergamot.
Love’s Philosophy Perfume OilOut of Stock
The fountains mingle with the river,
And the rivers with the ocean;
The winds of heaven mix forever,
With a sweet emotion;
Nothing in the world is single;
All things by a law divine
In one another’s being mingle; —
Why not I with thine?
See! the mountains kiss high heaven,
And the waves clasp one another;
No sister flower would be forgiven,
If it disdained it’s brother;
And the sunlight clasps the earth,
And the moonbeams kiss the sea; —
What are all these kissings worth,
If thou kiss not me?
– Percy Bysshe Shelley
Vanilla, saffron, and cream.
Low-Hanging Junk Perfume OilOut of Stock
Vanilla bourbon, fossilized amber resin, bitter almond, labdanum, and tobacco absolute.
Luperci Perfume OilOut of Stock
Piss off, Saint Valentine! Lupercalia is an ancient Roman celebration, held on February 15th, that kicked in the advent of Spring with a very, very festive purification, fertility and sexuality ritual. The ritual began near the cave of Lupercal on the Palatine, an area sacred to Faunus, as well as Ruminia, Romulus and Remus. During Lupercalia, Vestal Virgins first made offerings of sacred cakes to the fig tree under which the she-wolf suckled the Sacred Twins. A dog and two goats were then offered in sacrifice to Faunus. The blood of the sacrifice was smeared onto two naked patrician youths, who were assisted by the Virgins, and the blood was wiped clean with sacred wool dipped in milk. The youths donned the skins of the sacrificial goats, wielding whips made from the goat skins, and then led the priests and the Virgins around the pomarium, and around the base hills of Rome. This was a ceremony of great happiness and merriment, and was of particular interest to young women: being touched by the goat-whips young men that led the procession ensured their fertility in the coming year. It is believed that, after the initial rite, male participants would draw the name of an available maiden, with whom he spent the rest of the night. This scent is for the Luperci, the Chosen of Faunus, the Brothers of the Wolf: raw, down and dirty patchouli, Gurjam balsam, and essence of Sampson Root sweetened with the heightened sexuality of beeswax, virile juniper, oakmoss, ambrette seed over honey and East African musk.
Mischievous Cat Hair GlossOut of Stock
White and golden amber, peach juice, green cardamom, vanilla cream, frankincense, yellow sandalwood, golden patchouli, and mandarin.
Mitral Valve Perfume OilOut of Stock
A pressure drop as a result of relaxation: French lavender, luminous Corsican juniper, benzoin, honeyed carnation, wild hops, and blue musk.
Orgy With Tagaigata Perfume OilOut of Stock
Rose petals, frangipani, gardenia, jasmine sambac, white cognac, and lemon peel.
Peep Show Hair GlossOut of Stock
Neon strawberry, pink peppercorn, viscous white honey amber, and a smear of Brazilian vetiver.
Pegasus Junk Perfume OilOut of Stock
White tea, Mysore sandalwood, orris concrete, rice absolute, hinoki wood, and amber.
Pericardium Perfume OilOut of Stock
The membrane enclosing the heart: white sandalwood and rice milk shimmering with sheer vanilla, white amber resin, frankincense, and a drop of sweet clove.
Pulmonary Valve Perfume OilOut of Stock
That which permits blood to leave the heart: white musk, sorrowful carrot seed, tobacco flower, and black currant.
Right Atrium Perfume OilOut of Stock
Receiving and holding deoxygenated blood: luminous amber and white tea, cherry blossom and cashmere wood.
Right Ventricle Perfume OilOut of Stock
Breathing life into the body: a joyful burst of sweet orange, Siamese benzoin, ylang ylang, and lime.
Sacred Talisman Bath OilOut of Stock
Wildflower honey, broom flower absolute, iris concrete, and gardenia.
Scattered Tissues Before a View of Tree-Capped Mountains Atmosphere SprayOut of Stock
Japanese black pine, clove husk, and honeyed oudh.
Shadow Embrace Bath OilOut of Stock
Smoky black orchid and agarwood.
Sinoatrial Node Perfume OilOut of Stock
A spontaneous impulse: sparkling lemon verbena, apple pulp, white ginger, and champagne.
Smokers Hair GlossOut of Stock
Stag films – or smokers – are pornographic shorts of the early-to-mid 20th century that were created clandestinely and anonymously by amateur actors in order to circumvent censorship laws. A flicker of black pepper crackling over a celluloid stream of white musk, elemi, bay laurel, tobacco leaf, ambergris accord, and vanilla husk.
Smut Hair GlossOut of Stock
Three swarthy, smutty musks sweetened with sugar and woozy with dark booze notes.
Smut Perfume OilOut of Stock
Three swarthy, smutty musks sweetened with sugar and woozy with dark booze notes.
Snake Skin Perfume OilOut of Stock
For he seemed to me again like a king,
Like a king in exile, uncrowned in the underworld,
Now due to be crowned again.
A sinuous leather variant of BPALs Snake Oil.
Snake’s Kiss Perfume OilOut of Stock
And truly I was afraid, I was most afraid,
But even so, honoured still more
That he should seek my hospitality
From out the dark door of the secret earth.
Snake Oil with sugar, honeycomb, and thick vanilla cream.
Snake’s Shadow Perfume OilOut of Stock
In the deep, strange-scented shade of the great dark carob-tree
I came down the steps with my pitcher
And must wait, must stand and wait, for there he was at the trough before me.
Snake Oil, black oudh, labdanum, vetiver, and 10-year aged patchouli.
Snake’s Tongue Perfume OilOut of Stock
He lifted his head from his drinking, as cattle do,
And looked at me vaguely, as drinking cattle do,
And flickered his two-forked tongue from his lips, and mused a moment,
And stooped and drank a little more…
Snake Oil with caramelized tobacco, davana, black amber, bourbon vanilla absolute, ambergris accord, oakmoss, and CO2 extract of oak wood.
Superior Vena Cava Perfume OilOut of Stock
The hollow vein that contains blood from the arms and head. A perfume of thought and action: blood chypre, ambergris accord, beeswax, oppoponax, tuberose absolute, and red musk.
Tale of the Brushwood Fence Atmosphere SprayOut of Stock
Crushed grass, pink clover, white cedar, bamboo, fig leaf, and white moss.
The Complaint of Daphnis Perfume OilOut of Stock
If it be sinne to loue a louely Lad:
Oh then sinne I, for whom my soule is sad.
O would to God (so I might have my fee)
My lips were honey, and thy mouth a Bee.
Then shouldst thou sucke my sweete and my faire flower
That now is ripe, and full of honey-berries.
– Richard Barnfield
Animalic, sensuous, and fierce: juniper berry and patchouli with leather, black musk, burgundy pitch, and honey-berries.
The Fiery Clinch of Ecstasy Hair GlossOut of Stock
Russet musk, white cream amber, sweet red patchouli, and pink pepper.
The Great Brocade Addressee Perfume OilOut of Stock
Honeyed cream, immortelle, orris root, French lavender, and amber incense.
The Monk and his Najimi Hair GlossOut of Stock
Red tea, saffron, soft brown leather, patchouli, and white ginger blossom.
The Mystery of Giant Testicles on a Brothel Visitor Perfume OilOut of Stock
Beeswax, sandalwood incense, ti leaf, roasted nuts, and bamboo.
The Tigress Atmosphere SprayOut of Stock
Red musk and sweet golden amber with red agarwood, leather, labdanum, black tea, orris, and lavender.
Three Lovers Perfume OilOut of Stock
White and yellow roses, violet silk, Himalayan cedarwood, mandarin, white musk, carnation, and dried red currants.
Tricuspid Valve Perfume OilOut of Stock
A perfume to prevent backflow of blood into your heart: husky aged patchouli, scorched oppoponax, agarwood, olibanum, black oakmoss, and chaparral.
Tsubi-Bôzu Perfume OilOut of Stock
Leather, black incense, cypress, tree moss, and patchouli.
Twelve Tastes in the Classification of Passion Perfume OilOut of Stock
Mandarin, carnation, and clove bud.
Twenty-Four Paragons of Filial Piety Perfume OilOut of Stock
Green coconut, ti leaf, fir balsam, hyssop, and cypress.
Two Pairs of Lovers Atmosphere SprayOut of Stock
Green tea, oakmoss, frankincense, mint absolute, and raw green patchouli.
Unicorn Junk Perfume OilOut of Stock
Coconut foam, Siamese benzoin, Himalayan cedar, translucent petals, lilac milk, and mallow.
Unwelcome Suggestion Perfume OilOut of Stock
Green almond, orange blossom, white sage, and a sharp slash of eucalyptus.
Voluminous Red Blanket Perfume OilOut of Stock
Cherry musk, dried red fruits, geranium, red rose petals, red labdanum, and agarwood.
Wet Fingers Perfume OilOut of Stock
White sandalwood, champaca, snow mint, and thyme.
Womb Furie Perfume OilOut of Stock
In the middle of the flanks of women lies the womb, a female viscus, closely resembling an animal; for it is moved of itself hither and thither in the flanks, also upwards in a direct line to below the cartilage of the thorax and also obliquely to the right or to the left, either to the liver or spleen; and it likewise is subject to falling downwards, and, in a word, it is altogether erratic. It delights, also, in fragrant smells, and advances towards them; and it has an aversion to fetid smells, and flees from them; and on the whole the womb is like an animal within an animal.
— Aretaeus the Cappadocian
Oh, that wily womb! Hippocrates and his followers considered the womb a mobile creature, causing mayhem as it writhed its way through a woman’s body. Sometimes this ornery organ, due to lack of sexual activity, would create conflicts within a woman’s system or would become blocked itself, causing anxiety, nervousness, water retention, and sleeplessness. With the assistance of doctors, nursemaids, hand tools, or, occasionally, self-manipulation, this vexing condition could be alleviated through hysterical paroxysms.
Or, as we call it nowadays: orgasm.
An itch that needs to be scratched: Snake Oil and three types of honey.
X Hair GlossOut of Stock
Velvet red roses, bourbon tobacco, and smoked tonka.
Year of the Ox Perfume OilOut of Stock
Soft brown musk, black peppercorn, tobacco absolute, hiba wood, and cognac.