Los Angeles, 2019: Nearly two decades of BPAL scent names are fed to a neural network so the AI can look beyond the curve, forecasting the future of fragrance. The resulting collection goes online, offering bold vistas of a world in which human decision is removed from the creative process. The Lab’s status as Pythia of dystopian glamour is affirmed in perpetuity. Sales skyrocket at a non-Euclidian rate.
Going forward, consider all outcomes inevitable, and perfume yourself accordingly! The following overlord-approved blends may not be the future we envisioned… but it’s undeniably the one we deserve.