Ars Kramponis
We love Krampus! (And we’re not just saying that to stay in his good graces.) There’s something about this monstrous figure that rekindles tiny flickers of memory: passionate exultations, boisterous ceremonies, and wild winter nights that extend back into the darkness of our collective past.
A brief timeline of our tribute to Krampus in scent form:
In 2006, we went live with our first eponymous Krampus-inspired perfume, bringing scented holiday horror to the masses.
In 2012, Dark Delicacies held their first Krampus Holiday Event, featuring our dear friend Bill in the role of Krampus. The Dark Delicacies Krampus events have a very special place in my heart – it was through them that our kiddo, Lilith, was first introduced to Krampus, and it sparked a lifelong love of Krampus for her. When she was little, she’d leave beef jerky out at night for him during Yuletide, and she looked forward to the Los Angeles Krampus Runs every year.
In 2017, we attended the Gnigler Krampuslauf, and it was life-changing. I can remember every single moment of the experience: the smell of spiced hot wine, sausages, and sleet… the needles of the cold on my hands, the sparkle of rapture on my daughter’s face, the eerie amber light that cascaded down on everything. I can remember the smell of wet fake fur and the sensation of the birch branches on my legs, the tugs on my hair, the otherworldliness of it all. There was something absolutely primal and raw present that night; echoes of a thousand years of ritual trembled in the air, buoyed on the gasps and laughter of the crowd.
At the Los Angeles Krampus event in 2019, our kiddo was presented with an invitation to join the Krampuslauf and was going to begin to build her costume, but the pandemic put that on pause.
And now, here we are: 2024 marks the eighteenth consecutive year that BPAL has observed the dark o’the year with Krampus-inspired smells! In 2018, we laid out some spanks – twelve, to be exact – to celebrate each year of BPAL’s scented Krampusse. This year, we’re adding six more Lashes representing six more years, all of which are suitable for wearing alone, layering with our original Krampus scent, or layering with one another!
If you are in Los Angeles, please join Sue and Del at Dark Delicacies on November 22nd for their Final Night of Punishment – a holiday event with Krampus. Sue and Del are retiring, so this will be the last time Krampus’ whip will crack at Dark Delicacies.
Want to send a bit of dark holiday cheer to a loved one? Our favorite Krampus is now on Cameo!
And without further blabbling, we present ARS KRAMPONIS: a series of sinister sniffs including our beloved original Krampus fragrance, a Porcelain Krampus scent celebrating eighteen years of mayhem, a highly caffeinated Krampus latte scent, six more Lashes, and the return of Krampus beard oil!
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Krampus 2024
Add to cartThis scent is anything BUT jolly! Draped with chains and bells, wielding both whip and rod, this rag-clad, horned, red-skinned, soot-covered leering creature is both the companion and the antithesis of rosy-cheeked and ebullient Kris Kringle. He is called by many names, and, in a myriad of cultures, he is seen with different robes and faces, but he is nevertheless always a sinister and fearsome instrument of Santa’s wrath: he wields a switch on all irredeemably naughty children before tossing them into his large black sack and whisking them away.
Be good, or Krampus will toss you in a river! Sinister red musk, black leather, dusty rags, and wooden switches.
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Krampus Beard Oil 2024
Add to cartThis scent is anything BUT jolly! Draped with chains and bells, wielding both whip and rod, this rag-clad, horned, red-skinned, soot-covered leering creature is both the companion and the antithesis of rosy-cheeked and ebullient Kris Kringle. He is called by many names, and, in a myriad of cultures, he is seen with different robes and faces, but he is nevertheless always a sinister and fearsome instrument of Santa’s wrath: he wields a switch on all irredeemably naughty children before tossing them into his large black sack and whisking them away.
Be good, or Krampus will toss you in a river! Sinister red musk, black leather, dusty rags, and wooden switches.
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Krampus Kreme Latte
Add to cartIf you don’t have access to fresh Krampus Kreme, store-bought is fine! Here’s a warm draught for the naughty-listers: hazelnuts, almonds, and coffee beans sweetened with heavy cream froth and honey and spiced with ginger, black pepper, black cardamom, and cacao.
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Porcelain Krampus
Add to cartHappy EIGHTEENTH ANNIVERSARY to our Krampus perfume!
Brown leather and a bundle of switches encased in pale white orris root and rice powder, translucent white musk, Himalayan ambrette seed, and milky vanilla.