Lupercalia 2025
We remain unapologetic in our commitment to smut, raunch, passion, limerance, and all-around unabashed sentimentality. Over the years Lupercalia has often coincided with events that cast these proclivities in an interesting light — perhaps because there will always be someone, somewhere, who is hellbent on controlling these patently uncontrollable human experiences.
And they will always fail, in the long run. As we observed in a recent email (please sign up to receive our emails!): there is madness in our blood. And there is blood in our lust. And there is lust in our madness. Fellow humans, may it ever be so!
Philip K. Dick once wrote: “We do not have the ideal world, such as we would like, where morality is easy because cognition is easy. Where one can do right with no effort because he can detect the obvious.” The madness and tenderness unleashed by desire are among those forces which actively thwart and override cognition. As uncomfortable as such reckonings may be, we’d like to humbly suggest this is a feature of humanity, not a bug.
If this year’s Lupercalia fragrance collection was a book, it would be printed in blood-red ink rolled across the soft, stubborn bodies of dream-pale flowers, and stamped onto heavy black paper. We’d pass it around before the letters had a chance to dry, staining fingers with the turn of every page, marking the curious as aspiring erotes, as fellow Lupercalians. The sanguine contents of this text were made to be devoured by the eyes, the skin, the heart, and then the story continued by its readers, passed along to others.
(As ever, please do not consume the perfumes internally or apply them to sensitive body parts. Don’t make us regret deploying such a fragrant metaphor, we’re trusting you to hang onto at least that much cognition.)
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Box of Chocolates 2025
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Girth of Venus
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On Lovers' Lips
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Raunchy Hearts 2025
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The Seven Veils
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Aces Wild Perfume Oil
Add to cartA big, wet blue raspberry blown to the idea that asexual people never get off, don’t enjoy relationships, or are generally anti-sex.
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Amoretti LXXV Perfume Oil
Add to cartA great and golden love: immortal, undying, infinite. A love brightly burned into the stone of eternity: golden amber and scarlet musk, black vanilla absolute, red apple, Siamese benzoin, and sweet fig.
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Cake for Breakfast Perfume Oil
Add to cartPeach silk, cherry fizz, pain au chocolat, and a cup of generously creamed black tea.
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Choco-Goblin Perfume Oil
Add to cart“We must not look at goblin guys,
We must not buy their truffles:
Who knows what chocolate they wiped
On their pantaloons and ruffles?”
“Come buy,” call the goblins
Hobbling down the glen
With their choco pies.
Sorry, that was terrible. Coconut covered chocolate lumps, gnarly patchouli, and sweet benzoin.
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Choco-TKO Perfume Oil
Add to cartSave me from curious Conscience, that still lords
Its strength for darkness, burrowing like a mole;
Turn the key deftly in the oiled wards,
And seal the cacao-dusted Casket of my Soul.
A soporific dessert: Hidcote lavender, golden hops, and vanilla bean dusted with cacao. -
Chocubus Perfume Oil
Add to cartHis caramel-filled and caustic sermons
Poured frozen poison in my soul.
With endless slandering remarks
He tempted Providence;
He claimed that beauty’s but a dream;
Felt scorn for inspiration;
He had no faith in musk or chocolate;
He looked on life with ridicule-
And in the whole of nature
He did not wish to praise a single thing.
Frozen white chocolate and the heart-stopping chill of sheared mint, fanned by caramel-touched body heat, and the diabolical sensuality of black musk, nicotiana, and sage. -
Cuck Me Perfume Oil
Add to cartA sticky-sweet love letter to the stranger (coworker? lifelong friend?) who’s been sleeping in your bed: candy cigarettes and root beer barrels.
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Dominatrix Red Perfume Oil
Add to cartCold eyelids that hide like a jewel
Hard eyes that grow soft for an hour;
The heavy white limbs, and the cruel
Red mouth like a venomous flower
Latex, leather, and blood-red lipstick.
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Elizabethan Red Perfume Oil
Add to cartMy mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground.
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.
– Sonnet 130, William Shakespeare
Orange blossom water, fig milk, clove bud, madder root, and gum arabic smeared on an ambergris-dabbed white leather glove.
(No cochineal were harmed in the making of this ‘fume.) -
Erotes’ Valentine Perfume Oil
Add to cartPink buttercream roses, wingbeats of pearly suede, and whorls of dark musk.
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Findom Perfume Oil
Add to cartAn arrangement in which eros is expressed via liquid assets and cold, hard cash: shiny butterscotch and pale green vanilla mint.
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Horreur Choco-Tique Perfume Oil
Add to cartAre the black bonbons of my dreams,
And your ruby cocoa reflect the hell,
In which my heart is pleased to dwell.
Dark chocolate, ruby cocoa, blood musk, golden honey, thick black wine, champagne grapes, tobacco flower, plum blossom, tonka bean, oakmoss, carnation, benzoin, opoponax, and sugar cane.
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Jiroft Red Perfume Oil
Add to cartInspired by a 2001 archaeological discovery in the Halil river of a lipstick vial dated between 1936 BCE and 1687 BCE.
Ground hematite and manganite pounded into vegetable waxes and scented with dates, narcissus, rosewater, and oud.
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Like the Very Gods Perfume Oil
Add to cartShuddering, sweat-warmed skin gleaming with sheer musk, honeyed olive blossoms, vanilla cedar, white sandalwood, and orris butter.
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Luperci Perfume Oil
Add to cartPiss off, Saint Valentine! Lupercalia is an ancient Roman celebration, held on February 15th, that kicked in the advent of Spring with a very, very festive purification, fertility and sexuality ritual. The ritual began near the cave of Lupercal on the Palatine, an area sacred to Faunus, as well as Ruminia, Romulus and Remus. During Lupercalia, Vestal Virgins first made offerings of sacred cakes to the fig tree under which the she-wolf suckled the Sacred Twins. A dog and two goats were then offered in sacrifice to Faunus. The blood of the sacrifice was smeared onto two naked patrician youths, who were assisted by the Virgins, and the blood was wiped clean with sacred wool dipped in milk. The youths donned the skins of the sacrificial goats, wielding whips made from the goat skins, and then led the priests and the Virgins around the pomarium, and around the base hills of Rome. This was a ceremony of great happiness and merriment, and was of particular interest to young women: being touched by the goat-whips young men that led the procession ensured their fertility in the coming year. It is believed that, after the initial rite, male participants would draw the name of an available maiden, with whom he spent the rest of the night.
This scent is for the Luperci, the Chosen of Faunus, the Brothers of the Wolf: raw, down and dirty patchouli, Gurjam balsam, and essence of Sampson Root sweetened with the heightened sexuality of beeswax, virile juniper, oakmoss, ambrette seed over honey and East African musk.
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Mars and Venus Perfume Oil
Add to cartA stolen moment preserved for eternity in a gleaming amber jewel, entombed in malachite swirls of oakmoss and velvet.
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Penetralia Perfume Oil
Add to cartThe innermost or private parts.
That heavenly spot where creamy, angel-pink hibiscus petals meet the pale, juicy-green pistil.
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Pink Fuzzy Handcuffs Perfume Oil
Add to cartIt’s not quite as fun when you lose the key. Pink cotton candy, candied rose, and vanilla sugar.
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Red Lantern Perfume Oil
Add to cartA tribute to the opium den cum bawdyhouses of Shanghai in the 1930’s. Golden amber, blonde tobacco, Sudanese black coconut, rich caramel, black currant, white opium and delphinium laced with a sensual blend of Asian spice.
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Rose Milk Tea Perfume Oil
Add to cartAn impossibly sweet concoction of green tea and frothed almond milk poured over fresh rose petals and glistening tapioca pearls.
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Smut Perfume Oil
Add to cartWe are the smuttiest. Three swaggering, smutty musks sweetened with sugar and woozy with dark booze notes.
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Snake Skin Perfume Oil
Add to cartFor he seemed to me again like a king,
Like a king in exile, uncrowned in the underworld,
Now due to be crowned again.
A sinuous leather variant of BPALs Snake Oil.
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The Crimson Perfume Oil
Add to cartBurnished rosewood, clove cigarette smoke, oozing apple slices, and plum cashmere cushions fouled with trickles of labdanum.
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The Dark Chocolate Rider Perfume Oil
Add to cartThere is our wildest mount- a headless horse.
But though it runs unbridled off its course,
And all our chocolatiers would seem defied,
We have ideas yet that we haven’t tried.
Dark chocolate, leather, sweet myrrh, tobacco absolute, and black amber. -
The Elephant is Slow to Mate Perfume Oil
Add to cartA rolling, unhurried, volcanic passion sustained by a love that is slow, shy, patient, and wise – and expressed through a scent as warm, languorous, luxuriant, and comforting as a cloak of heavy, soft red velvet: deep burgundy musk, red labdanum, smoked rose petals, opoponax, 17-year aged patchouli, blackened vanilla bean, dried black cherries, blackberries, and tobacco absolute.
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The Fifth Veil Perfume Oil
Add to cartPutrefaction, the veil of decay. A yellowing shroud of raw-edged Muga silk, banana-spotted with chunks of fermented fig and exuding rich, earthy puffs of mushroom dust.
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The First Veil Perfume Oil
Add to cartCalcination, the black veil. A densely-ruffled carapace of peppered ambergris, sandalwood smoke, and charred silk
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The Fourth Veil Perfume Oil
Add to cartConjunction, the veil of reunion. Ripples of sage-green silk covered in a mossy velvet-burnout pattern of wildflowers and slithering ivy.
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The Pearl Perfume Oil
Add to cartA salt-encrusted cocoon overflowing with almond blossoms, sweet patchouli, and dried peony petals whipped into orris butter.
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The Ruby Chocolate Rider Perfume Oil
Add to cartWhat is this choc’ed-of mystery of birth
But being mounted bareback on the earth?
We can just see the infant up astride,
His small fist berried in the musky hide.
Ruby chocolate, red leather, red musk, red berries, red mosses, balsam, and passion flower cordial. -
The Sea Foams Chocolate Perfume Oil
Add to cartChocolate, chocolate, every where,
And marshmallows too, I think;
Chocolate, Chocolate every where,
Nor any drop to drink.
White chocolate froth and marshmallow fluff cresting on an ocean wave. Don’t drink it! -
The Serpent in the Carnations Perfume Oil
Add to cartSnake Oil-soaked carnation petals, spiked with a dash of clove and allspice.
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The Serpent in the Lilacs Perfume Oil
Add to cartSpring’s first lilac branches dunked in 3-year aged Snake Oil.
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The Serpent in the Opium Poppies Perfume Oil
Add to cartSnake Oil, opium tar, indigo poppy petals, plum cognac, and a dribble of laudanum.
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The Serpent in the Roses Perfume Oil
Add to cartSnake Oil dribbling across a cluster of amber-flecked, blackened rose petals.
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The Seventh Veil Perfume Oil
Add to cartCoagulation, the veil that lays bare. Bare skin visible through a glittering web of blood-red garnet beads strung on threads spun from filaments of pure gold.
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The Sixth Veil Perfume Oil
Add to cartDistillation, the veil of steam. Condensation gathering in clouds of tulle, white tea, aqua vitae, rosemary liqueur, and bourbon vanilla.
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The Third Veil Perfume Oil
Add to cartSeparation, the veil of distinction. A tumble of pearly pale-blue chiffon shot through with slashes of white ginger and lined with ivory satin rosettes.
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The White Chocolate Rider Perfume Oil
Add to cartThe surest thing there is is we are riders,
And though none too successful at it, guiders,
Through everything presented, milk and hide
And now the very air, of what we ride.
White chocolate, frothed milk, sandalwood, and leather.
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U Tried Perfume Oil
Add to cartYou sure did! Here’s your participation award: a bright, sweet lemon candy lightly dusted with sugar to soothe the sting of rejection.
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UNF Perfume Oil
Add to cartHot, heavy slaps of dragon fruit punctuated with pink pepper whimpers and a grunt of patchouli.
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Vixen Red Perfume Oil
Add to cartConfidence, sensuality, glamour. Ripe black cherries, velvety red rose, and a flirtatious sparkle of pink pepper glide seamlessly through iris-touched vanilla bean wax.
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White Chocolate Rabbit Perfume Oil
Add to cartDon’t let him know she liked cream best,
For this tea must ever be
A secret, kept from all the rest,
Between yourself and me.
White chocolate filled with black tea and cream, splooged with white pepper, ginger, honey and vanilla. -
White Flowers, Red Ink, Black Paper Perfume Oil
Add to cartIf this year’s Lupercalia fragrance collection was a book, it would be printed in blood-red ink rolled across the soft, stubborn bodies of dream-pale flowers, and stamped onto heavy black paper. We’d pass it around before the letters had a chance to dry, staining fingers with the turn of every page, marking the curious as aspiring erotes, as fellow Lupercalians. The sanguine contents of this text were made to be devoured by the eyes, the skin, the heart, and then the story continued by its readers, passed along to others.
(As ever, please do not consume the perfumes internally or apply them to sensitive body parts. Don’t make us regret deploying such a fragrant metaphor, we’re trusting you to hang onto at least that much cognition.)
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Womb Furie Perfume Oil
Add to cartIn the middle of the flanks of women lies the womb, a female viscus, closely resembling an animal; for it is moved of itself hither and thither in the flanks, also upwards in a direct line to below the cartilage of the thorax and also obliquely to the right or to the left, either to the liver or spleen; and it likewise is subject to falling downwards, and, in a word, it is altogether erratic. It delights, also, in fragrant smells, and advances towards them; and it has an aversion to fetid smells, and flees from them; and on the whole the womb is like an animal within an animal.
— Aretaeus the Cappadocian
Oh, that wily womb! Hippocrates and his followers considered the womb a mobile creature, causing mayhem as it writhed its way through a woman’s body. Sometimes this ornery organ, due to lack of sexual activity, would create conflicts within a woman’s system or would become blocked itself, causing anxiety, nervousness, water retention, and sleeplessness. With the assistance of doctors, nursemaids, hand tools, or, occasionally, self-manipulation, this vexing condition could be alleviated through hysterical paroxysms.
Or, as we call it nowadays: orgasm.
An itch that needs to be scratched: Snake Oil and three types of honey.
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Yelp Perfume Oil
Add to cartMake some noise if it feels good! Make some noise if it feels bad! A paper pouch of popping peach and sour cherry candy