Rarities and B-Sides

Part of our housecleaning series! Over the years, we’ve made many prototypes that have gone unreleased and have had a few blending snafus that ended up smelling delightful. We are releasing these scents in an effort to stop Beth from hoarding them like a perfume dragon. To make things easier on us, we’ll be releasing them little by little in sets. They are very limited in quantity, and will not be re-released once we run out.
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1980’s Synthetic Tropical Punch Perfume Oil
Add to cartWhile working on the Lupers a few years back, I accidentally made a perfume that smells exactly like Hawaiian Punch.
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Bloody Apple Tart
Add to cartAn unreleased prototype for a holiday frimp that was bloodied by accident. Think Sweeney Todd if it was fruity, meatless, and more of an “oops.”
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Choco-Bordello Perfume Oil
Add to cartA Lupercalia Box of Chocolates scent that was supposed to go live this year but we were short on components. A chocolate truffle filled with wild plum, amaretto, burgundy wine, and black currant.
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Dangers Untold Perfume Oil
Add to cartUnreleased scent from a fantasy film. White taffeta, silver glitter, and pale florals.
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Electric Blue Slushie
Add to cartA chilled, sticky, blue-flavored scent that was a prototype for a film promo.
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Fucking #3 Perfume Oil
Add to cartThird in a series of prototypes for scents that were supposed to smell like… er… fucking, crafted for a musician’s promo.
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Junkyard Chocolate
Add to cartRust, dirt, and a half-eaten chocolate bar. Unused prototype for a television promo.
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Laufeyson Perfume Oil
Add to cartPrototype of an unreleased scent for a media tie-in. A perfume for shapeshifters, charmers, and agents of chaos and transformations. Green-gilded leather, patchouli leaf, golden bergamot, agarwood, fiery clove, ti leaf, and amber.
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Merlot Milk
Add to cartAn unexpected collision between BPAL’s Sea Foams Milk and Sea Foams Blood, but sans Sea.
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Papaya, Passionfruit and Candyfloss Perfume Oil
Add to cartA venerable summer update prototype that went unreleased.
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Pink Cupcake Perfume Oil
Out of StockPrototype for a perkygoth project: red velvet cake with strawberry buttercream frosting.
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Squamous Claus Perfume Oil
Add to cartAn unreleased scent concept from our Miskatonic Valley series that was inspired by the antics of a mall Santa in Innsmouth.
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Suave Gravedigger Perfume Oil
Add to cartPrototype for a dapper gravedigger scent for an illustrated book. Spiced cologne, well-worn leather, a spatter of mud, and upturned dirt.
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Whipatchouli Perfume Oil
Add to cartA fortunate accident wherein a copious glob of aged patchouli was erroneously en’globbened into the mother bottle of Whip.




















