Virtualcon: New York
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Apple Cider Donuts Perfume Oil
Add to cartThe secret to this treat is the apple cider reduction infused in the dough. What you dunk it in is up to you!
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Apple Cider Marshmallows Hair Gloss
Add to cartThat’s right, we added squished apples to marshmallows in pursuit of maximum squishiness. Give us the Nobel Prize already! You can squish the resulting concoction directly into your hairs: pillowy marshmallow fluff infused with a cidery sparkle.
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Applejack Cider Perfume Oil
Add to cartA one-two punch from mother Malus pumila: a steaming dipperful of expertly-spiced cider that’s been slapped with a generous splash of aged apple brandy. Remember, if it’s boiled, it’s spoiled!
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Black and White Cookie Perfume Oil
Add to cartWhatever your preferred term for this eye-catching bodega snack, its iconic design undeniably lingers in the backdrop of core New York memories. A simple, jumbo-sized treat, it unifies by transcending differences to mostly taste all like one thing!
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Caramel Apple Ginger Ale Float Perfume Oil
Add to cartThese five words, in this order, are like a spell that unlocks life-changing autumnal possibilities. So put this fragrance on your dessert mood board: fizzy vanilla ice cream spilling over the rim of a towering, froth-capped glass of ginger ale, drizzled with caramel.
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Hot Buttered Apple Cider Perfume Oil
Add to cartSometimes we find it purely impossible to function without the kind of hot drink that leaves an oil slick in the cup. Here’s a crisp apple cider scent for those who can relate, complete with melted buttery swirl.
Please note: this oil is vegan.
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Meme Rat Perfume Oil
Add to cart2025 will mark ten years of notoriety for this epitome of rodent excellence, whose motivations remain relatable to this day. This perfume oil is our contribution to Pizza Rat’s decennial anniversary: a squeaky black tomato musk.
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Mulled Cider Oud Perfume Oil
Add to cartTake a break from pondering that orb, and mull over this mug! Sweet oud infused with fermented apple, allspice, cinnamon sticks, ginger root, clove, orange slices, and bourbon.