Box of Chocolates 2025

  • Choco-Goblin Perfume Oil

    “We must not look at goblin guys,

    We must not buy their truffles:

    Who knows what chocolate they wiped

    On their pantaloons and ruffles?”

    “Come buy,” call the goblins

    Hobbling down the glen

    With their choco pies.

     

    Sorry, that was terrible. Coconut covered chocolate lumps, gnarly patchouli, and sweet benzoin.

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  • Choco-TKO Perfume Oil

     Save me from curious Conscience, that still lords

    Its strength for darkness, burrowing like a mole;

          Turn the key deftly in the oiled wards,

    And seal the cacao-dusted Casket of my Soul.


    A soporific dessert: Hidcote lavender, golden hops, and vanilla bean dusted with cacao.

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  • Chocubus Perfume Oil

    His caramel-filled and caustic sermons

    Poured frozen poison in my soul.

    With endless slandering remarks

    He tempted Providence;

    He claimed that beauty’s but a dream;

    Felt scorn for inspiration;

    He had no faith in musk or chocolate;

    He looked on life with ridicule-

    And in the whole of nature

    He did not wish to praise a single thing.


    Frozen white chocolate and the heart-stopping chill of sheared mint, fanned by caramel-touched body heat, and the diabolical sensuality of black musk, nicotiana, and sage.

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  • Horreur Choco-Tique Perfume Oil

    Are the black bonbons of my dreams,

    And your ruby cocoa reflect the hell,

    In which my heart is pleased to dwell.

     

    Dark chocolate, ruby cocoa, blood musk, golden honey, thick black wine, champagne grapes, tobacco flower, plum blossom, tonka bean, oakmoss, carnation, benzoin, opoponax, and sugar cane.

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  • The Dark Chocolate Rider

    The Dark Chocolate Rider Perfume Oil

    There is our wildest mount- a headless horse.

    But though it runs unbridled off its course,

    And all our chocolatiers would seem defied,

    We have ideas yet that we haven’t tried.


    Dark chocolate, leather, sweet myrrh, tobacco absolute, and black amber.

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  • The Ruby Chocolate Rider Perfume Oil

    What is this choc’ed-of mystery of birth

    But being mounted bareback on the earth?

    We can just see the infant up astride,

    His small fist berried in the musky hide.


    Ruby chocolate, red leather, red musk, red berries, red mosses, balsam, and passion flower cordial.

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  • The Sea Foams Chocolate Perfume Oil

    Chocolate, chocolate, every where,

    And marshmallows too, I think;

    Chocolate, Chocolate every where,

    Nor any drop to drink.


    White chocolate froth and marshmallow fluff cresting on an ocean wave. Don’t drink it!

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  • The White Chocolate Rider

    The White Chocolate Rider Perfume Oil

    The surest thing there is is we are riders,

    And though none too successful at it, guiders,

    Through everything presented, milk and hide

    And now the very air, of what we ride.

     

    White chocolate, frothed milk, sandalwood, and leather.

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  • White Chocolate Rabbit

    White Chocolate Rabbit Perfume Oil

    Don’t let him know she liked cream best,

    For this tea must ever be

    A secret, kept from all the rest,

    Between yourself and me.


    White chocolate filled with black tea and cream, splooged with white pepper, ginger, honey and vanilla.

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