Creepo Yuletide 2022
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A Yuletide Revenge Tale Perfume Oil
Add to cartJack wakes – head changed to pudding round,
And feet like bottles on the ground,
His arms to wings; his end thus sad,
Goose, pudding, beer their vengeance had!
Spiced ale with fig, plum, and candied citrus peel.
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Birb Mob Perfume Oil
Add to cartMay all jollity ‘lighten’ your Christmas hours.
I wouldn’t want to be on their bad side. Starry musk and smoldering pink peppercorn ashes cascading into a snowdrift.
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Christmas Pisspot Perfume Oil
Add to cartI’m so, so sorry about this one, but I promise it smells delightful. And honestly – I couldn’t resist making a scent out of this image.
A cascade of sparkling, effervescent lemon with a splash of blackberry and blackcurrant.
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Dapper Mandrake Goes A-Courtin’ Perfume Oil
Add to cartElegant tendrils of mandrake, vetiver, and galangal root splashed with a debonaire cologne.
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Elf Mutiny Perfume Oil
Add to cartOleaginous raspberry oud, benzoin, red labdanum, carnation, and tobacco absolute.
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In Silvery Accents, Whispering Low Perfume Oil
Add to cartIn silvery accents, whispering low – A happy, happy Christmastide
A rumbling purr: cardamom-infused coffee bean, myrrh smoke, vanilla bean, fir needle, and warm, velvet spices.
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Merry Owls on Velocipedes and Tricycles Perfume Oil
Add to cartSnowy-covered Lenten roses, fuchsia camellia, winter heath, and primrose with a flutter of ambergris-gray feathers and boughs of frozen cypress.
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Murderous Frogs Perfume Oil
Add to cartThis illustration offers a compelling interpretation of what a “Merry Christmas” might be.
Venom-green musk, oily black patchouli, vetiver root, mandarin, matcha tea, oakmoss, and green apple.
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One Good Turn Deserves Another Perfume Oil
Add to cartYikes.
Wild chestnuts, scorched wood, and glowing coals.
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Teapot Full of Angst Perfume Oil
Add to cartA Christmas greeting with blargghhhh
Big mood. Black tea with vetiver, almond, black patchouli, tobacco absolute, bitter lemon peel, and oud.
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They All Came to Grief in a Beautiful Row Perfume Oil
Add to cartFour jovial froggies
a skating would go;
They had asked their mamma,
but she’d sternly said, “No!”
And they all came to grief in a beautiful row!
There’s a sweet Christmas moral for one not too slow!
Just so!
A tumble of slushy iced mint with an underbelly of peach, red mandarin, and red currant.
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This is the Day When Old Friends Meet Perfume Oil
Add to cartThe figgiest of figgy puddings, a bundle of patchouli root, a dribble of vetiver, gooseflesh-white vanilla, and sweet myrrh smoke.
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Toddler Holster Perfume Oil
Add to cartI realize that it’s a doll strapped tucked into St. Nick’s belt, but this Yule card will always be Toddler Holster to me.
Brown leather, fir needle, amber, vanilla absolute, and Belgian chocolate.
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Up the Stairs We’ll Dance the Tango Perfume Oil
Add to cartHoneyed fig, black cherry, and red currant musk.
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Who’s Afraid Perfume Oil
Add to cartMe, probably, now that you’ve asked that question without any context at all.
Snowy coconut, hazelnut, cocoa powder, and spun sugar.
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Yuletide Bacchanal Perfume Oil
Add to cartA pudding-inspired Dionysiac frenzy: brandy-soaked sweet figs, black and red currants, brown sugar, brandy, dates, ground nutmeg, and a swig of blackberry wine.