Funnel Cake

  • Please Scream Inside Your Pumpkin Patch Perfume Oil

    Did it ever occur to you that carving a mouth into your jack-o-lantern allows it to scream silently at all times? This considerate gesture allows pumpkins to release any pent-up bellows, screeches, and shrieks they may have absorbed while growing in the pumpkin patch — a popular destination for humans who simply can’t hold it all in.

    We hope this variation on our Please Scream Inside Your Heart perfume blend serves as a timely reminder of the non-judgmental audience available to you in the nearest patch.

    Art by Drew Rausch.

    Pumpkin pulp, pumpkin seeds, and a little bit of hay all smashed into a pile of funnel cake.

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  • Please Scream Inside Your Snake Oil Perfume Oil

    Tying in with our experimental work in fear: we have screamed into our Snake Oil… and we can’t stop sniffing ourselves! BPAL’s signature scent — deep, rich earthy notes swirled with vegetal musks, sugared vanilla bean, and dark spices — has been polluted by the funnel cake frenzy that is our Please Scream Inside Your Heart perfume blend. The results are so comforting, we almost forgot why we started screaming in the first place. (Almost.)

    Note: This product DOES NOT come with the limited edition sticker that was included with Please Scream Inside Your Heart. Just one more thing to scream about! (Elizabeth clearly has a possum bias. -Ed)

    Label art by Drew Rausch!

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