November 2024

  • eighteenth lash

    Eighteenth Lash

    Vanillekipferl plunked in a pile of pine needles.

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  • fifteenth lash

    Fifteenth Lash

    Black leather, coal dust, scorched cedarwood, and incense ash.

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  • fourteenth lash

    Fourteenth Lash

    Cacao, scorched patchouli, roasted chestnuts, and champaca absolute.

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  • Krampus 2024

    This scent is anything BUT jolly! Draped with chains and bells, wielding both whip and rod, this rag-clad, horned, red-skinned, soot-covered leering creature is both the companion and the antithesis of rosy-cheeked and ebullient Kris Kringle. He is called by many names, and, in a myriad of cultures, he is seen with different robes and faces, but he is nevertheless always a sinister and fearsome instrument of Santa’s wrath: he wields a switch on all irredeemably naughty children before tossing them into his large black sack and whisking them away.

    Be good, or Krampus will toss you in a river! Sinister red musk, black leather, dusty rags, and wooden switches.

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  • krampus

    Krampus Beard Oil 2024

    This scent is anything BUT jolly! Draped with chains and bells, wielding both whip and rod, this rag-clad, horned, red-skinned, soot-covered leering creature is both the companion and the antithesis of rosy-cheeked and ebullient Kris Kringle. He is called by many names, and, in a myriad of cultures, he is seen with different robes and faces, but he is nevertheless always a sinister and fearsome instrument of Santa’s wrath: he wields a switch on all irredeemably naughty children before tossing them into his large black sack and whisking them away.

    Be good, or Krampus will toss you in a river! Sinister red musk, black leather, dusty rags, and wooden switches.

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  • krampus kreme latte

    Krampus Kreme Latte

    If you don’t have access to fresh Krampus Kreme, store-bought is fine! Here’s a warm draught for the naughty-listers: hazelnuts, almonds, and coffee beans sweetened with heavy cream froth and honey and spiced with ginger, black pepper, black cardamom, and cacao.

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  • Please Scream

    Please Scream

    Fuel and fire for speaking out against injustice: a heap of warm funnel cakes with a scoop of cinnamon ice cream.

    Proceeds from this scent will be donated to the American Civil Liberties Union. To learn about how the ACLU will be challenging Trump’s agendas in court, visit them here.

    Art by Ashton Hansen!

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  • porcelain krampus

    Porcelain Krampus

    Happy EIGHTEENTH ANNIVERSARY to our Krampus perfume!

    Brown leather and a bundle of switches encased in pale white orris root and rice powder, translucent white musk, Himalayan ambrette seed, and milky vanilla.

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  • seventeenth lash

    Seventeenth Lash

    Red musk, red pepper, and honeycomb.

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  • sixteenth lash

    Sixteenth Lash

    Cinnamon, nutmeg, Austrian chocolate, and black musk.

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  • thirteenth lash

    Thirteenth Lash

    Icicle-laden birch branches and clove bud.

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