Tweedledum and Tweedledee 
Agreed to have a battle! 
For Tweedledum said Tweedledee 
Had spoiled his nice new rattle. 

Just then flew down a monstrous crow, 
As black as a tar-barrel! 
Which frightened both the heroes so, 
They quite forgot their quarrel.’

Ridiculous! Kumquat, white pepper, white tea and orange blossom.