September 2024 Lunacy
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A Kingdom of Dust and Despair Beard Oil
Add to cartThe scent of a forsaken land: cracked earth, gasoline seeping into sun-scorched sand. The scent of balsam and leather drifts across desolate dunes the glimmer dully with shards of frankincense.
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A View From the Window Perfume Oil
Add to cartNelson Shanks
Crimson and ash-green velvet, leatherbound books, a scattering of ink-dribbled papers, beeswax, dried flowers, faded pipe smoke, mahogany, and oak suffused with warm beams of golden amber and dusted with pale sandalwood.
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Bodegón Con Cesto de Frutas, Melocotones, Granadas Y Bernegal Perfume Oil
Add to cartJuan de Zurbarán
Peaches, pomegranates, black figs, baked red clay, and cacao spiced with chili peppers and sweetened with honey.
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Guttering Candle Perfume Oil
Add to cartRivulets of beeswax, a blackened wick, and a shuddering gust of smoke
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Harvest Moon 2024 Perfume Oil
Add to cartA scarecrow’s cologne, crunchy with hay and spattered with foamy, sweet soil: a cornmeal fougere with patchouli root, clove bud, honey stout, roasted oats, fermented apple pulp, and bourbon cream.
Art by Drew Rausch!
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Idyll Perfume Oil
Add to cartFrederic Leighton
Luminous and serene: a soft breeze of sun-kissed neroli passing over a lush bouquet of honeysuckle, osmanthus, tea rose, vanilla chiffon, and gleaming amber. -
Snakes in the Berry Sonker Perfume Oil
Add to cartSnake Oil slithering into a pan of baked blueberries, blackberries, and raspberries in a warm pastry crust, topped with vanilla ice cream and molasses.
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Snakes in the Coconut Cake Perfume Oil
Add to cartThick slices of coconut-frosted coconut cake dunked in a vat of Snake Oil.
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The Skeletal Remains of Civilization Beard Oil
Add to cartA symphony of rust and fire: dust-blasted leather and the jagged concrete and steel teeth of time-blasted ruins, spattered with blood, choked with smoke, and thrumming with the distant drone of engines.
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Veins of Oil Like Lifeblood Beard Oil
Add to cartGlobs of bubbling tar and rivulets of motor oil oozing through the grooves of rusted scavenged steel.
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Woman Putting on her Stocking Perfume Oil
Add to cartHenri de Toulouse-Lautrec
Skin musk and silk with a whisper of tonka, coffee bean, and russet amber.