Magic Brownie Perfume OilAdd to cart
Squishy, fudgy, and pleasantly dank, with those chewy edges you like.
Magic Cinnamon-Glazed Donut Perfume OilAdd to cart
Hmm, did they hide all the green goodness in the donut, or in the glaze, or both? Better lap up every crumb n’ speck from the wax paper sleeve, just to be sure.
Magic Double Chunk Chocolate Chip Cookie Perfume OilAdd to cart
Testimonial from labbie Tom Bloom: “Once I bought one of these to break apart into thirds and enjoy over the course of several days while traveling. Long story short, it got all smashed into gloopy crumbs in my carry-on, and I had to eyeball the proportions. Turns out I’m not so great at measuring shattered cookie clumps, so I accidentally got higher than Christ Himself right before a screening of the terrible Slenderman movie, where I sat in the dark pretending not to have a series of rolling existential crises in a near-empty theater filled with senseless screaming. By the end I was praying for death… but the cookie was delicious!”
A dense and melty confection, baked with skill and love by someone with the power to accidentally annihilate your weekend plans.
Magic Gummies Perfume OilAdd to cart
Whoa there, pardner: this bag was supposed to last you several weeks!
Magic Macaroon Perfume OilAdd to cart
A glistening haystack of shredded coconut, molded by hand into a tasty, wee cannonball that will knock you off right off your damn perch.
Magic Meemaw Purse Candy Perfume OilAdd to cart
She seems happier lately. We want whatever Meemaw’s having! Peel back the wrapper of universal consciousness and savor this hard nugget of butterscotch with a decidedly suspicious aftertaste.
Magic Rainbow Hardshell Candy Perfume OilAdd to cart
Elevator going up! Sucking on these fruity, low-dose tongue-tinglers will turn your mouth fun colors. But count ‘em out carefully — losing track of how many you’ve popped may result in overly-personal small talk on public transportation, dancing to the music playing in the grocery store, or panicking at the sound of helicopters flying overhead.