Asp ViperOut of Stock
Snake Oil with King mandarin, myrrh, and almond.
Australian CopperheadOut of Stock
Snake Oil with acai berry, amber, cardamom, white sandalwood, neroli, and smoked vanilla.
Banded Sea SnakeAdd to cart
Snake Oil with oakmoss, sea moss, white moss, and olive leaf.
BoomslangOut of Stock
Snake Oil with cocoa, teakwood, and rice milk.
Coral SnakeAdd to cart
Snake Oil with blood orange, blood apple, lemon peel, plumeria, and red gardenia.
CottonmouthAdd to cart
Snake Oil with linden blossom, calla lily, passion flower, and narcissus.
Death AdderAdd to cart
Snake Oil with vetiver, black coconut, vanilla, and opoponax.
Green Tree ViperAdd to cart
Snake Oil with four mints, bergamot, and green tea.
King CobraAdd to cart
Snake Oil with orris, white frankincense, and black copal.
Saw-Scaled ViperOut of Stock
Snake Oil with cinnamon, cassia, and red ginger.
Snake OilSelect Options
By far, our most popular scent! Magnetic, mysterious, and exceedingly sexual in nature. A blend of exotic Indonesian oils sugared with vanilla.
Snake SkinAdd to cart
For he seemed to me again like a king,
Like a king in exile, uncrowned in the underworld,
Now due to be crowned again.
A sinuous leather variant of BPALs Snake Oil.
Snake’s KissAdd to cart
And truly I was afraid, I was most afraid,
But even so, honoured still more
That he should seek my hospitality
From out the dark door of the secret earth.
Snake Oil with sugar, honeycomb, and thick vanilla cream.
Temple ViperAdd to cart
Snake Oil with sugar cane, frankincense, champaca, opoponax, labdanum, and hyssop.
TombeurAdd to cart
There are two types of vampires that humans, and often other vampires, need to be wary of: the Interfectors and the Tombeur.
The Tombeur, are much more complex in their hunting habits and their perceptions than their Interfector cousins. Like the Interfectors, they perceive their vampirism to be an initiation into a higher state of being and relegate humans to base foodstuffs. Unlike the Interfectors, however, the Tombeur are not straightforward predators, and there is a secondary purpose to their hunt: sexual gratification. They take full advantage of their saliva’s hypnotic and psychotropic effects on humans, the mystique that surrounds vampires, the seemingly unnatural attraction some humans have toward vampires, and the potency of the Tombeurs’ own sexual drive to lure humans into complex carnal relationships that culminate in feeding. They are consummate seducers, and some Tombeur feed, completely and terminally, on their conquests, while others create henchmen that are little more than sex slaves. Neither fate is something we would recommend to any of our readers.
Deadly and seductive: vanilla-infused sandalwood, blood musk, antique patchouli, vetiver, lavender, bitter almond, amber, and a trickle of Snake Oil.
Western DiamondbackAdd to cart
Snake Oil with leather, tonka bean, red sandalwood, and sage.
Womb FurieAdd to cart
In the middle of the flanks of women lies the womb, a female viscus, closely resembling an animal; for it is moved of itself hither and thither in the flanks, also upwards in a direct line to below the cartilage of the thorax and also obliquely to the right or to the left, either to the liver or spleen; and it likewise is subject to falling downwards, and, in a word, it is altogether erratic. It delights, also, in fragrant smells, and advances towards them; and it has an aversion to fetid smells, and flees from them; and on the whole the womb is like an animal within an animal.
— Aretaeus the Cappadocian
Oh, that wily womb! Hippocrates and his followers considered the womb a mobile creature, causing mayhem as it writhed its way through a woman’s body. Sometimes this ornery organ, due to lack of sexual activity, would create conflicts within a woman’s system or would become blocked itself, causing anxiety, nervousness, water retention, and sleeplessness. With the assistance of doctors, nursemaids, hand tools, or, occasionally, self-manipulation, this vexing condition could be alleviated through hysterical paroxysms.
Or, as we call it nowadays: orgasm.
An itch that needs to be scratched: Snake Oil and three types of honey.