Vanilla Cream

  • cats and sparrows

    Cats and Sparrows Perfume Oil

    Byeon Sang-byeok
    Vanilla cream, tonka absolute, caramelized cedarwood, and sepia-washed amber resinoid.

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  • Clown White

    Clown White Perfume Oil

    No joke! Greasy petrolatum, lanolin, and titanium dioxide accords smeared with vanilla cream. 

    Please note: this product contains no clowns or clown-derived materia.

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  • Gobo Perfume Oil

    Gobo is the natural leader of the Fraggle Five. He is an explorer, spending his days charting the unexplored (and explored-but-forgotten) regions of Fraggle Rock. Gobo is following, often quite literally, in the footsteps of his Uncle Travelling Matt Fraggle, the greatest living Fraggle explorer.

    Tangerine, lemon peel, sugared pink grapefruit, and vanilla cream.

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    Jiggery Pokery Perfume Oil

    King vs Burwell

    The Court’s next bit of interpretive jiggery-pokery involves other parts of the Act that purportedly presuppose the availability of tax credits on both federal and state Exchanges. Ante, at 13-14.

    I dunno. “Jiggery Pokery” just felt like it needed a whimsical scent attached to it, so here’s some pink pepper cotton candy with a sliver of orange peel and a hint of vanilla cream.

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  • just before penetration

    Just Before Penetration Perfume Oil

    Pink fig and guava soaked in vanilla cream.

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  • pumpkin kisses

    Pumpkin Kisses Perfume Oil

    Sloppily sexy: sweetly spiced pumpkin juice with vanilla cream and wildflower honey, smeared with the vital throb of husky clove, swollen red cherries, but darkened with the vampiric sensuality of vetiver, soporific poppy and blood red wine, and a skin-light pulse of feral musk.

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  • touchstone the jester

    Touchstone, the Jester Perfume Oil

    John William Waterhouse

    The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly: fig milk, white cedar, white pear, vanilla cream, bourbon sandalwood, clove, honey cake, and sweet musk.

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