Vanilla Cream
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Amor, To Show That He Was Pleased, Approvingly (In Silence) Sneezed Perfume Oil
Out of StockPhyllis Corydon clutched to him
her head at rest beneath his chin.
He said, “If I don’t love you more
than ever maid was loved before
I shall (if this the years not prove)
in Afric or the Indian grove
some green-eyed lion serve for food.”Amor, to show that he was pleased,
approvingly (in silence) sneezed.Then Phyllis slightly raised her head
(her lips were full and wet and red)
to kiss the sweet eyes full of her:
“Corydon mine, with me prefer
always to serve unique Amor:
my softer flesh the fire licks
more greedily and deeper sticks.”Amor, to show that he was pleased,
approvingly (in silence) sneezed.So loving and loved so, they rove
between twin auspices of Love.
Corydon sets in his eye-list
Phyllis before all other dust;
Phyllis on Corydon expends
her nubile toys, Love’s dividends.
Could Venus yield more love-delight
than here she grants in Love’s requite?
– Catullus, translated by Peter WhighamVanilla cream and lemon sugar honey cakes dusted with candied flowers.
(This will come as a shock to no one that knows me: Gaius Valerius Catullus is one of my favorite Roman poets. )
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Coy Mermaid With a Vulva-Shaped Head Perfume Oil
Out of StockPink champaca, jasmine incense, vanilla cream, sweet amber, white patchouli, and rose sandalwood.
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Final Girl Perfume Oil
Out of StockFor Halloween 2021, Lilith was the Final Girl, and as their mom I can attest that they’re definitely the one that lives to tell the tale.
Vanilla cream, white honey, and marshmallow sugar splattered with red currant, blackcurrant, and clove.
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Gobo Perfume Oil
Add to cartGobo is the natural leader of the Fraggle Five. He is an explorer, spending his days charting the unexplored (and explored-but-forgotten) regions of Fraggle Rock. Gobo is following, often quite literally, in the footsteps of his Uncle Travelling Matt Fraggle, the greatest living Fraggle explorer.
Tangerine, lemon peel, sugared pink grapefruit, and vanilla cream.
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Jiggery Pokery Perfume Oil
Add to cartKing vs Burwell
The Court’s next bit of interpretive jiggery-pokery involves other parts of the Act that purportedly presuppose the availability of tax credits on both federal and state Exchanges. Ante, at 13-14.
I dunno. “Jiggery Pokery” just felt like it needed a whimsical scent attached to it, so here’s some pink pepper cotton candy with a sliver of orange peel and a hint of vanilla cream.
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Lilith De Milo Perfume Oil
Out of StockA lesser-known work of art in vibrant 21st century polychrome: vanilla cream, coconut, fossilized amber, and white sandalwood.
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Lola Lee Loo Perfume Oil
Out of StockIt’s been a very rough year for one of the BPAL family pups, Lola. Lola is the sweet baby of Jacquelynn, BPAL’s beloved general manager.
Lola was diagnosed with diabetes just after her 13th birthday, which was on February 1st. In Jacquelynn’s own words:
“She had been going to the vet every two weeks for glucose curves trying to find the right amount of insulin (I was super scared not knowing what to expect), but we found the right dosage finally. In the middle of that we had an acute pancreatitis flare up (we’ve been dealing with those since she was 5. . . no high-fat foods for her!), but with the diabetes it was more complicated food-wise. But she didn’t get better, and I thought that was the end. Lola would look through me. I slept on the hardwood floor with her for 3 days just in case she passed away while I was sleeping. That’s when my friend recommended an acupuncturist that brought her dog back to life with a new diet, acupuncture, & herbs. Now I make all her food from scratch. Which is hilarious because I don’t cook, not even for myself! The day before 4th of July as we walked into BPAL Lola crashed into Ted’s dog, Zoe, in the front room. I didn’t think anything of it because Zoe matches the hardwood, but that night she ran into me full force & all of 4th of July weekend she was walking into walls at my Mom’s house. She even fell into the pool. We went back to the vet to see and he said her blue eye has no vision and her brown has some. I’ve been trying to see how things go with her being blind. It’s definitely heart breaking to see her independence striped away from her in an instant. She hasn’t given up, but she has days of weird constant circles in the backyard & full force wall head butts. We have a list of specialists we need to see now in order to make her life more comfortable.”
Proceeds from the sale of this scent will help offset Lola’s medical bills. Please help us help one of our own. The name is a play off of Gertrude McFuzz’s foil – the fancy young birdie, Lolla-Lee-Lou – and has been a nickname we’ve used for Lola since forever.
To contribute directly to Lola’s GoFundMe, click here.
Toasted vanilla cream, smoky white fig, rice flower, and a drop of clove and patchouli.
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Mischievous Cat Hair Gloss
Out of StockWhite and golden amber, peach juice, green cardamom, vanilla cream, frankincense, yellow sandalwood, golden patchouli, and mandarin.
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Princess Pig on Stilts Playing the Harp Perfume Oil
Add to cartNetherlands, Harley MS 4379
Vanilla cream, sugared-dusted buttercream, red benzoin, sweet amber, lotus root, frankincense resin, and polished hardwood.
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Snake’s Kiss Hair Gloss
Out of StockAnd truly I was afraid, I was most afraid,
But even so, honoured still more
That he should seek my hospitality
From out the dark door of the secret earth.Snake Oil with sugar, honeycomb, and thick vanilla cream.
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Snake’s Kiss Perfume Oil
Out of StockAnd truly I was afraid, I was most afraid,
But even so, honoured still more
That he should seek my hospitality
From out the dark door of the secret earth.Snake Oil with sugar, honeycomb, and thick vanilla cream.
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Snake’s Kiss Perfume Oil
Out of StockAnd truly I was afraid, I was most afraid,
But even so, honoured still more
That he should seek my hospitality
From out the dark door of the secret earth.Snake Oil with sugar, honeycomb, and thick vanilla cream.
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The Dream is Big Enough for Everyone Perfume Oil
Out of StockWe believe that the American dream is big enough for everyone, for people of all races and religions, for men and women, for immigrants, for LGBT people and for people with disabilities. For everyone.
Lilith at the Women’s March DTLA, 2018.
Nasty Woman? Nah, Nasty Tween: honeyed fig and sugar-dusted patchouli, sweet amber oud, a drop of red currant, and vanilla cream.
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Vaginal Tales of the Nocturnal Palace Perfume Oil
Out of StockLotus root, blue lotus petals, white amber, mallow, and vanilla cream.
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