T-Shirts

  • Anatomical Heart Tee

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    Bitches Love Unicorns Tee

    Yeah… they do!

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    Bram Stoker Tee

    No man knows till he has suffered from the night how sweet and dear to his heart and eye the morning can be.

    Illustrated by Abigail Larson.

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    Carnaval Diabolique Tee

    These tees are from District, and are made from 50/25/25 poly/ring spun cotton/rayon and as they say on their website, are “the perfect blending of softness and an easygoing look<

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  • Distressed BPAL Slogan Tee

    There are few symbols from the past that we can still truly stand behind, but the BPAL triple dagger insignia has yet to let us down. Inform onlookers that you have the very finest taste in esoteric scents with this tee that reps our house style. Offers protection from the elements, while also satisfying social obligations related to covering your upper half!

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    Every Day is Halloween Tee

    This permanent edition to our catalogue was designed by the lovely and talented Tanya Bjork.

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    Make America Live Deliciously Again Tee

    A million thanks to Aristotle for the art, to Sarah Elizabeth and her wonderful friends for the inspiration, and to Black Phillip, without whom our lives would be bereft of both joy and deliciousness. Proceeds from this parody tee will benefit EMILY’s List, a wonderful organization that supports electing pro-choice Democratic women to office. Learn more here!

    These tees are from District, and are made from 50/25/25 poly/ring spun cotton/rayon and as they say on their website, are “the perfect blending of softness and an easygoing look.”

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    Mary Shelley Tee

    It was the secrets of heaven and earth that I desired to learn; and whether it was the outward substance of things or the inner spirit of nature and the mysterious soul of man that occupied me, still my inquiries were directed to the metaphysical, or in its highest sense, the physical secrets of the world.

    Illustrated by Abigail Larson.

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  • Plague Doctor Tee

    Flaunt your style AND your public health awareness at various Zoom gatherings, all while dressed comfortably enough to tip over and snooze immediately afterward. Mask and various demon-repelling herbs not included!

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  • Please Scream Inside Your Heart Tee

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    This is a pre-order for the t-shirt, and your order will ship as soon as the tees are ready. Thank you so much for your patience!

    You screamed, we listened! The Drew Rausch design launched as a perfume label (and accompanying die-cut sticker) is now an outward expression of all the screams that lay buried just beneath your surface. Let this comfy tee serve as a warning to those who wander through your territory: “I probably taste terrible!” Perfect attire for pretending to be dead.

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