Halloween 2025 Trading Post
Perfume oil may be the Lab’s bread n’ butter, but in terms of scenting your carcass or crypt we have so much more to offer! Below you’ll find all kinds of seasonal concoctions for splorting, slathering, or spraying.
Please splort/slather/spray responsibly: do not consume our products internally, or spray near an open flame or heat element.
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A Yellow Smell Hair Gloss
Add to cartBut there is something else about that paper—the smell! I noticed it the moment we came into the room, but with so much air and sun it was not bad. Now we have had a week of fog and rain, and whether the windows are open or not, the smell is here.
It creeps all over the house.
I find it hovering in the dining-room, skulking in the parlor, hiding in the hall, lying in wait for me on the stairs.
It gets into my hair.
Even when I go to ride, if I turn my head suddenly and surprise it—there is that smell!
Such a peculiar odor, too! I have spent hours in trying to analyze it, to find what it smelled like.
It is not bad—at first, and very gentle, but quite the subtlest, most enduring odor I ever met.
In this damp weather it is awful. I wake up in the night and find it hanging over me.
It used to disturb me at first. I thought seriously of burning the house—to reach the smell.
But now I am used to it. The only thing I can think of that it is like is the color of the paper! A yellow smell.
Scorched wood and oversteeped chamomile petals pressed wetly into beeswax, brittle fossilized amber, a whisper of honeyed hay and saffron, and the sweet decay of overripe butter figs. -
Garg Oil Beard Oil
Add to cartStone-faced charm, stone-cold sophistication. A mossy beard oil blend with a hint of beeswax, cathedral incense, blackened cedar, and aged oak.
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Graveyard Dirt Home & Linen Spray
Add to cartThis is the scent of pure graveyard dust, spattered with grave loam and dusted lightly with tombstone moss.
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Pumpkin Brioche French Toast Hair Gloss
Add to cartAiry brioche infused with spiced pumpkin and silken vanilla with a slow drizzle of maple warmed by sugared amber.
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Samhain Beard Oil
Add to cartTruly the scent of autumn itself — damp woods, fir needle, and black patchouli with the gentlest touches of warm pumpkin, clove, nutmeg, allspice, sweet red apple and mullein.
Label artwork by Drew Rausch
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Samhain Home & Linen Spray
Add to cartTruly the scent of autumn itself — damp woods, fir needle, and black patchouli with the gentlest touches of warm pumpkin, clove, nutmeg, allspice, sweet red apple and mullein.
Label artwork by Drew Rausch
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Samhain Lotion
Add to cartTruly the scent of autumn itself — damp woods, fir needle, and black patchouli with the gentlest touches of warm pumpkin, clove, nutmeg, allspice, sweet red apple and mullein.
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Samhainophobia 2025 Hair Gloss
Add to cartThe fear of Halloween. Menacing Haitian vetiver, patchouli, and clove with a shock of bourbon geranium, grim oakmoss, and dread-inspiring balsams pierce the innocuous scent of autumn leaves.
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Sweet Incense, Soft Musk, and Autumn Leaves Lotion
Add to cartThe perfect accompaniment for our Halloween fragrances. A lovely autumnal layering scent.
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The Shadowed Veil 2025 Hair Gloss
Add to cartA strangely sensual, darkly fae All Hallow’s Eve cologne, a perfume of the Otherworld: black pumpkin, leather, pomegranate incense, agarwood, and bourbon patchouli.
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The Witches Hair Gloss
Add to cartJean Veber
Pumpkin cream, honey, vanilla sugar, and smoked vanilla bean.
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Together We Shall Rejoice Lotion
Add to cartAnd when you crush an apple with your teeth, say to it in your heart:
Your seeds shall live in my body,
And the buds of your tomorrow shall blossom in my heart,
And your fragrance shall be my breath,
And together we shall rejoice through all the seasons.
– Khalil Gibran, excerpt from “On Eating and Drinking”
Crisp orchard air draped in morning dew, a bite of sun-warmed apple that bursts with honeyed clarity. The seeds carry whispers of tomorrow: green leaf, tender blossom, sapling wood. A breath both luminous and eternal, where fruit, flower, and branch entwine.
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Tongue Wall Home & Linen Spray
Add to cartEnhance your horror movie screenings with this fleshy and fruity shpritz: guava musk, slick strawberry lip gloss, and blood-tainted digestive juices.
This scent is also available as a 5ml perfume oil in our officially licensed Dr. Caligari (1989) fragrance collection.
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Type AB- 2025 Beard Oil
Add to cartFor the most discerning vampires. Dragon’s blood resin, black cherry, clove, cardamom, black leather, and kyphi smoke.
Label artwork by Drew Rausch
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Yipe! 2025 Home & Linen Spray
Add to cartIn the vein (GET IT?) of Boo, Suck It, and Spooky, this is a gushing font of sweet bloody black cherry cream and crushed dried blackberries.
Label artwork by Drew Rausch
























