Bat Jockeys Perfume OilOut of Stock
We come to wish you all a bright new year.
What could possibly be better than new year’s batty blessings? Mandarin-infused amber, tonka bean, peppery brown musk, hazelnut, and saffron cream.
Clown Footstool Perfume OilOut of Stock
For people with a Pierrot/Columbine domination fetish or other assorted clown kinks: tuberose buttercream with white sandalwood, gardenia, and vanilla sugar.
Gnome Protection Racket Perfume OilOut of Stock
That’s a real nice moon you’ve got there. It’d be a shame if something happened to it.
Don’t forget to pay off your gnomes before the new year! Icicles glistening on a slim crescent of amber.
Hooligan Frogs Bowling with Mushroom Pins Perfume OilOut of Stock
A happy New Year.
May your new year be strange, earthy, and decadent: tobacco smoke, lichen, deep green mosses, mushroom cologne, ambrette seed, and green sandalwood.
Inebriated Bribs Guzzling Punch While a Scandalized Cat Looks On Perfume OilOut of Stock
A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Happy New Hangover is more like it, considering how blitzed these birbs seem to be. Flame-scorched rum and sweet brandy with lemon juice and sugar.
Jaunty Tater Perfume OilOut of Stock
I wish you a Happy New Year.
Raw tubers, patchouli root, a tangle of vetiver, a splash of russet chypre, and a salty hint of eau de french fry.
Leaf 2022 Behind Perfume OilOut of Stock
With best wishes for a happy New Year.
This is easily one of the dopiest jokes that I’ve ever squeezed out. I’m so sorry.
Tom referred to this portion of our New Year’s project as Dad Joke Cabbage Maiden – here’s the dad jokiest cabbage perfume you could possibly imagine: cabbage accord, young lettuce leaves, cucumber pulp, and crystalline green musk.
(Dedicated to my favorite vegan cabbage maiden, Samantha.)
Lune Débonnaire Perfume OilOut of Stock
A shimmering blue musk fougere with gilded lavender, orris root, and a smattering of night-blooming flowers.
Moon Blep Perfume OilOut of Stock
Black tea and King mandarin, lime and bergamot, white musk and plum.
Moondrunk Perfume OilOut of Stock
A happy New Year.
Absinthe, champagne, and sugar.
New Year’s Kitty Tea Party Perfume OilOut of Stock
All new year joys be yours.
After all that we’ve all been through these past few years, we really, REALLY need a kitty tea party.
Clotted cream and strawberry rhubarb jam scones, apricot and ginger panettone, saffron sticky buns, cinnamon sugar pecan rolls, and cups of steaming hot tea.
Oblivion Railroad Perfume OilOut of Stock
Yeet 2022’s sorrows into the void: blackened lavender, red labdanum, opoponax, Oman frankincense, champaca orchid, sweet aged patchouli, and tobacco absolute.
Soup Perfume OilOut of Stock
A peppery tomato patchouli perfume.