The Purge
Here at the Lab, our perfectionism knows no bounds. However, not all of our experiments get to see the light of day, and over the years we’ve racked up quite a collection of oddballs, almost-rans, and interesting mistakes — all of which we simply stashed away to deal with later.
Well friends, later has well and truly arrived! As we clear our coffers and pack up to relocate across the country, there’s a certain amount of this stuff that just… makes no sense to haul! Especially when we know there are so many of you who might appreciate lightening our load and poking your noses into these odd bottles.
So here’s your chance to stash away your own little bit of BPAL history, and help us with our move to boot! We promise to keep adding to this category as more curiosities are unearthed.
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Fenris Blargh Perfume Oil
Out of StockAn error that cost me almost 30 ounces of Fenris Wolf. This one has been floating around for years, and I honestly can’t remember how I fucked this up.
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Film Noir Femme Fatale Experiment Perfume Oil
Out of StockCreated for a shelved cinema project. A sultry amber perfume with dark berry notes and wild plum, with rosewood, tuberose, opoponax, and black honey.
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Pella Perfume Oil
Out of StockOne of three prototypes of historical reproductions of ancient Egyptian perfumes.
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Pomegranate Morocco Perfume Oil
Out of StockA lightly-spiced sandalwood with a bloop of accidental pomegranate’ing.
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Random Brothel Perfume Oil
Out of StockInitially conceived as a companion perfume to Black Phoenix Trading Post’s Cathouse, this scent was inspired by Victorian brothels and glibly named prior to adding it to the purge pile. Velvet red musk, polished mahogany, Virginia cedar, orange flower water, jasmine, black amber, and skin musk.
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Sesen Perfume Oil
Out of StockOne of three prototypes of historical reproductions of ancient Egyptian perfumes.
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Sheut Perfume Oil
Out of StockOne of three prototypes of historical reproductions of ancient Egyptian perfumes.
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Snake Oil Lemonade Perfume Oil
Out of StockThe result of going too fast while refilling Lemon Scented Sticky Bat and Snake Oil back to back.