For Entertainment Purposes Only
First introduced as part of Lupercalia 2018, this retro-style series of fragrances inspired by adult novelties of yesteryear is ripe for reappraisal. And just for fun, we’ve added one more!
Please note that all of the Hair Gloss, Atmosphere Spray, and Bath Oil products from the ‘18 launch have been re-imagined and re-released here as perfume oils. Many thanks to Drew Rausch for updating all of his original artworks!
[Safety precaution! Just as before, the theme is all in fun. Do not consume, do not slather on your junk, do not use in lieu of lube or otherwise do anything crazy with these. They’re perfumes! Repeat after us: “Safe for the skin, but nothing goes in.”]
Art by Drew Rausch!
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Absurd Suggestive Card Game 2024 Perfume Oil
Out of StockWhen you need a change of pace from Strip Twister: lemon candies, orange suckers, and strawberry sugar.
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Dubious Ginseng Formula 2024 Perfume Oil
Out of StockResults not guaranteed. Ginseng root, crushed ginger, damiana essence, cubeb berries, and horny goat weed accord.
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Edible G-String 2024 Perfume Oil
Out of StockSnap! Snap! Sugar crystals and tart candies with a splash of red musk.
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Edible Panties Perfume Oil
Out of StockBasically fruit roll-ups for your naughty bits: wild cherry and sugared up strawberry with hot pink peppercorn.
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French Tickler Perfume Oil
Out of StockSpiked for your pleasure: protrusions of pomegranate and pink peppercorn.
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Heart-Shaped Hot Tub Perfume Oil
Out of StockNo jokes here: who wouldn’t love a heart-shaped hot tub? A bubbling vat of red musk, sweet red wine, benzoin, red oudh, and lush magnolia.
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Pink Fuzzy Handcuffs 2024 Perfume Oil
Out of StockIt’s not quite as fun when you lose the key. Pink cotton candy, candied rose, and vanilla sugar.
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Vibrating Motel Bed Perfume Oil
Out of StockIt’ll rattle your teeth more than it rattles your junk: fizzy champagne, orange blossom absolute, Italian bergamot, and dry vanilla.
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Video Head Cleaner Perfume Oil
Out of Stock“Perfume, not poppers!” Put it in Latin on our family crest. The contents of this 5ml apothecary bottle are certainly nothing illicit, no ma’am. Just a nice, relaxing olfactory swan dive into the abyss, under the barest pretense of home entertainment hygiene.
(Please note: this perfume contains no actual video head cleaner. No alcohol, no acetone, no amyl nitrate, no xylene. It is an accord meant to mimic and celebrate the scent profile and tone of poppers without explicitly smelling like poppers or having a popper’iffic effect.)