New Year's Creepers & Oddments
May 2023 bring us all peace and prosperity, safety and comfort, joy, perfect love, true friendship, and freedom from terror, grief, and sorrow.
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Bat Jockeys Perfume Oil
Add to cartWe come to wish you all a bright new year.
What could possibly be better than new year’s batty blessings? Mandarin-infused amber, tonka bean, peppery brown musk, hazelnut, and saffron cream.
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Clown Footstool Perfume Oil
Add to cartFor people with a Pierrot/Columbine domination fetish or other assorted clown kinks: tuberose buttercream with white sandalwood, gardenia, and vanilla sugar.
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Gnome Protection Racket Perfume Oil
Add to cartThat’s a real nice moon you’ve got there. It’d be a shame if something happened to it.
Don’t forget to pay off your gnomes before the new year! Icicles glistening on a slim crescent of amber.
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Hooligan Frogs Bowling with Mushroom Pins Perfume Oil
Add to cartA happy New Year.
May your new year be strange, earthy, and decadent: tobacco smoke, lichen, deep green mosses, mushroom cologne, ambrette seed, and green sandalwood.
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Inebriated Bribs Guzzling Punch While a Scandalized Cat Looks On Perfume Oil
Add to cartA Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Happy New Hangover is more like it, considering how blitzed these birbs seem to be. Flame-scorched rum and sweet brandy with lemon juice and sugar.
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Jaunty Tater Perfume Oil
Add to cartI wish you a Happy New Year.
Raw tubers, patchouli root, a tangle of vetiver, a splash of russet chypre, and a salty hint of eau de french fry.
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Leaf 2022 Behind Perfume Oil
Add to cartWith best wishes for a happy New Year.
This is easily one of the dopiest jokes that I’ve ever squeezed out. I’m so sorry.
Tom referred to this portion of our New Year’s project as Dad Joke Cabbage Maiden – here’s the dad jokiest cabbage perfume you could possibly imagine: cabbage accord, young lettuce leaves, cucumber pulp, and crystalline green musk.
(Dedicated to my favorite vegan cabbage maiden, Samantha.)
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Lune Débonnaire Perfume Oil
Add to cartA shimmering blue musk fougere with gilded lavender, orris root, and a smattering of night-blooming flowers.
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Moon Blep Perfume Oil
Add to cartBonne anée!
Black tea and King mandarin, lime and bergamot, white musk and plum.
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New Year’s Kitty Tea Party Perfume Oil
Add to cartAll new year joys be yours.
After all that we’ve all been through these past few years, we really, REALLY need a kitty tea party.
Clotted cream and strawberry rhubarb jam scones, apricot and ginger panettone, saffron sticky buns, cinnamon sugar pecan rolls, and cups of steaming hot tea.
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Oblivion Railroad Perfume Oil
Add to cartYeet 2022’s sorrows into the void: blackened lavender, red labdanum, opoponax, Oman frankincense, champaca orchid, sweet aged patchouli, and tobacco absolute.
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