New Year's Creepers & Oddments
May 2023 bring us all peace and prosperity, safety and comfort, joy, perfect love, true friendship, and freedom from terror, grief, and sorrow.
Bat Jockeys Perfume OilAdd to cart
We come to wish you all a bright new year.
What could possibly be better than new year’s batty blessings? Mandarin-infused amber, tonka bean, peppery brown musk, hazelnut, and saffron cream.
Clown Footstool Perfume OilAdd to cart
For people with a Pierrot/Columbine domination fetish or other assorted clown kinks: tuberose buttercream with white sandalwood, gardenia, and vanilla sugar.
Gnome Protection Racket Perfume OilAdd to cart
That’s a real nice moon you’ve got there. It’d be a shame if something happened to it.
Don’t forget to pay off your gnomes before the new year! Icicles glistening on a slim crescent of amber.
Hooligan Frogs Bowling with Mushroom Pins Perfume OilAdd to cart
A happy New Year.
May your new year be strange, earthy, and decadent: tobacco smoke, lichen, deep green mosses, mushroom cologne, ambrette seed, and green sandalwood.
Inebriated Bribs Guzzling Punch While a Scandalized Cat Looks On Perfume OilAdd to cart
A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Happy New Hangover is more like it, considering how blitzed these birbs seem to be. Flame-scorched rum and sweet brandy with lemon juice and sugar.
Jaunty Tater Perfume OilAdd to cart
I wish you a Happy New Year.
Raw tubers, patchouli root, a tangle of vetiver, a splash of russet chypre, and a salty hint of eau de french fry.
Leaf 2022 Behind Perfume OilAdd to cart
With best wishes for a happy New Year.
This is easily one of the dopiest jokes that I’ve ever squeezed out. I’m so sorry.
Tom referred to this portion of our New Year’s project as Dad Joke Cabbage Maiden – here’s the dad jokiest cabbage perfume you could possibly imagine: cabbage accord, young lettuce leaves, cucumber pulp, and crystalline green musk.
(Dedicated to my favorite vegan cabbage maiden, Samantha.)
Lune Débonnaire Perfume OilAdd to cart
A shimmering blue musk fougere with gilded lavender, orris root, and a smattering of night-blooming flowers.
Moon Blep Perfume OilAdd to cart
Black tea and King mandarin, lime and bergamot, white musk and plum.
Moondrunk Perfume OilAdd to cart
A happy New Year.
Absinthe, champagne, and sugar.
New Year’s Kitty Tea Party Perfume OilAdd to cart
All new year joys be yours.
After all that we’ve all been through these past few years, we really, REALLY need a kitty tea party.
Clotted cream and strawberry rhubarb jam scones, apricot and ginger panettone, saffron sticky buns, cinnamon sugar pecan rolls, and cups of steaming hot tea.
Oblivion Railroad Perfume OilAdd to cart
Yeet 2022’s sorrows into the void: blackened lavender, red labdanum, opoponax, Oman frankincense, champaca orchid, sweet aged patchouli, and tobacco absolute.
Soup Perfume OilAdd to cart
A peppery tomato patchouli perfume.