Candy

  • Absurd Suggestive Card Game

    When you need a change of pace from Strip Twister: lemon candies, orange suckers, and strawberry sugar.

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  • Edible G-String

    Snap! Snap! Sugar crystals and tart candies with a splash of red musk.

    (DO NOT EAT)

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  • Hellboy

    Aftershave, candy wrappers, brimstone, and cat.

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  • Nibble Nibble Gnaw

    Looking down, you see a scattering of breadcrumbs strewn on the packed soil and straw at your feet. A waft of candied apple and pancakes embraces you, as you follow the crumbs on the path. The scent intensifies: sugared nuts, crushed candies, hot gusts of chocolate, and you find yourself standing before a small booth constructed of cakes, pastries, sweet breads, and a cascade of candy tiles. Shards of clear sugar glint in the ambient firelight of the Midway, and an old woman emerges from the shadows within. She extends a gnarled hand to you and rasps, “Oh, you dear, what has brought you here? You look like skin and bones; a strong gust of wind would spirit you into the air. Do come in, and visit with me. No harm shall happen to you.”

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  • Pink Fuzzy Handcuffs

    It’s not quite as fun when you lose the key. Pink cotton candy, candied rose, and vanilla sugar.

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  • Spontaneous Argumentation

    This past February, Lilith competed in her first debate tournament. She was asked to come in “business casual”, and this is the best we could do.

    A scent for child orators: pleather and chalk dust with a handful of chewy fruit candies.

    (We can’t say “Skittles”, even though that’s all she ate throughout the entire tournament! Don’t sue us, Skittles! Lilith just loves Skittles!)

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  • Un

    Cherry-dipped rose candy.

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