For Entertainment Purposes Only
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Absurd Suggestive Card Game 2024 Perfume Oil
Add to cartWhen you need a change of pace from Strip Twister: lemon candies, orange suckers, and strawberry sugar.
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Dubious Ginseng Formula 2024 Perfume Oil
Add to cartResults not guaranteed. Ginseng root, crushed ginger, damiana essence, cubeb berries, and horny goat weed accord.
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Edible G-String 2024 Perfume Oil
Add to cartSnap! Snap! Sugar crystals and tart candies with a splash of red musk.
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Edible Panties Perfume Oil
Add to cartBasically fruit roll-ups for your naughty bits: wild cherry and sugared up strawberry with hot pink peppercorn.
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French Tickler Perfume Oil
Add to cartSpiked for your pleasure: protrusions of pomegranate and pink peppercorn.
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Heart-Shaped Hot Tub Perfume Oil
Add to cartNo jokes here: who wouldn’t love a heart-shaped hot tub? A bubbling vat of red musk, sweet red wine, benzoin, red oudh, and lush magnolia.
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Pink Fuzzy Handcuffs 2024 Perfume Oil
Add to cartIt’s not quite as fun when you lose the key. Pink cotton candy, candied rose, and vanilla sugar.
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Vibrating Motel Bed Perfume Oil
Add to cartIt’ll rattle your teeth more than it rattles your junk: fizzy champagne, orange blossom absolute, Italian bergamot, and dry vanilla.
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Video Head Cleaner Perfume Oil
Add to cart“Perfume, not poppers!” Put it in Latin on our family crest. The contents of this 5ml apothecary bottle are certainly nothing illicit, no ma’am. Just a nice, relaxing olfactory swan dive into the abyss, under the barest pretense of home entertainment hygiene.
(Please note: this perfume contains no actual video head cleaner. No alcohol, no acetone, no amyl nitrate, no xylene. It is an accord meant to mimic and celebrate the scent profile and tone of poppers without explicitly smelling like poppers or having a popper’iffic effect.)