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Alternative Facts Perfume Oil
Out of StockThe truth hurts — so why tell it? Muffle the blow with Alternative Facts.
For example:
FACT: Following White House advisor Kellyanne Conway’s January 22 appearance on “Meet The Press,” sales of George Orwell’s 1984 skyrocketed, making it the fifth-best selling book on Amazon.com.
ALTERNATIVE FACT: In under a week, President Trump’s administration has already managed to improve literacy, reflecting the public’s renewed interest in privatized education, as well as its rejection of the mainstream media in favor of more “traditional” forms of information-gathering.
See how easy that is? With the help of Alternative Facts, even the most unpalatable among us can preside over a gallery of glittering, candy-coated delusions — one in which reality itself conforms to our beliefs, sincerely-held or otherwise.
ALTERNATIVE FACTS: If you truly want to obfuscate what you really smell like, this is the scent for you! Sugar-crusted vanilla, a firecracker-blast of cherry and sour lemon, a hint of scuttling spiders, encroaching fog, and trumpets of bombast, bluff, and bluster.
Like its companion scent Fake News, proceeds from Alternative Facts will benefit the ACLU.
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Blood Kiss Perfume Oil
Select OptionsLush, creamy vanilla and the honey of the sweetest kiss smeared with the vital throb of husky clove, swollen red cherries, but darkened with the vampiric sensuality of vetiver, soporific poppy and blood red wine, and a skin-light pulse of feral musk.
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Blood Perfume Oil
Select OptionsA vital, bold scent, throbbing with sensuality. Essence of dragon’s blood resin, thickened with myrrh and cherry, with a trickle of clove.
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Blood Squib Snake Oil Perfume Oil
Out of StockA gory ejaculation of Snake Oil, simple syrup, and cherries.
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Choke Me Perfume Oil
Add to cart[CW: rough sex, consensual violence, superficial injury]
Salty tears streaming down cherry red cheeks.
[Breath-play is inherently risky, approach with caution and in an educated, mutually consensual way!]
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Frenum Bath Oil
Out of StockWild lettuce, white tea, cucumber, and cherry blossom.
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. — Oscar Wilde
8oz Bottle
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Gen Z Feminist Cenobite
Out of StockLilith did this look on her lunch break between her history class and literature. When she came out of the bathroom, I thought at first glance that this was a Bowie look.
It’s… not.
There is a large, sebaceous, oozing bloody hole under her hair, too, that I failed to capture in the photo.
One of the things that really impacts me about Lilith and her experimentation with makeup… as little girls, so many of us are taught not to be gross or weird or funny. I know I was raised to be neat and proper; you must maintain your dignity at all costs! Men were allowed to be vulgar and ridiculous, slapstick and absurd. We’re taught that women aren’t as funny as men, and even in horror we’re often marginalized and sidelined in myriad ways – the femme fatale, the final girl, the masochistic, hypersexualized victim.
Lilith isn’t being weaned to any of this, and she couldn’t give a shit what girls are supposed to do. Lilith doesn’t give a fuck. She’s going to be as gross or glamorous or vulgar or funny or loud or polite or proper as she wants to be. Sometimes she wants to feel beautiful, sometimes she wants to feel monstrous, and sometimes she wants to be both at the same time. Or neither. But everything she does for fashion – or horror – she does for herself and no one else, and I hope that never changes.
Lilith’s gleeful middle finger to gender and beauty standards: a hot pink cherry chypre.
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Glare and Glitter and Piquancy and Phantasm Perfume Oil
Out of StockHe had directed, in great part, the moveable embellishments of the seven chambers, upon occasion of this great fete; and it was his own guiding taste which had given character to the masqueraders. Be sure they were grotesque. There were much glare and glitter and piquancy and phantasm — much of what has been since seen in “Hernani.” There were arabesque figures with unsuited limbs and appointments. There were delirious fancies such as the madman fashions.
Delirious fancies such as the madman fashions, arabesque figures with unsuited limbs and appointments: orris absolute and leather contorted by cherry and orange blossom.
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Gynotize! Perfume Oil
Add to cartA crash course in gynotism: cherry-slapped rose musk.
Patented 3-D Gyno-Coin not included.
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Humanitas Bath Oil
Out of StockCarnation, black cherry, wild strawberry, helichrysum, and frankincense.
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. — Aesop
8oz Bottle
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Jailbait Perfume Oil
Out of StockInnocence defiled. Sticky pink bubblegum and the thick, sweet scent of orange and cherry lollipops smeared over a breath of heady womanly perfume.
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Kabuki Perfume Oil
Select OptionsCompelling, complex, and utterly enigmatic: a luxuriant, exotic blend of cherry, red musk, and star anise.
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Mincemeat Pie Perfume Oil
Out of StockNo minces were harmed in the making of this pie perfume.
Figs, raisins, dried cherries, and suet accord (vegan-safe!) steeped in dark brown sugar, crystallized ginger, lemon and orange zest, nutmeg, allspice, and clove, embraced by an apple cider cornmeal crust.
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Perspective Perfume Oil
Out of StockLilith’s guide at the Louvre was attempting to explain the difference in perspective between Medieval and Renaissance art by utilizing paintings of the Nativity and the Adoration of the Shepherds from both periods, and it fell a little flat when he assumed that she knew what the paintings depicted and she hadn’t a clue beyond the fact that they were paintings of a lady holding some baby.
Oops? Sorry, mom!
The scent of failing to pass on a Catholic education to the next generation: spilled sacramental wine, a splatter of vermillion paint, Bible leather, and a puzzled cherry chypre.
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Queen of Hearts Perfume Oil
Select OptionsLily of the Valley, Calla Lily, stephanotis and a drop of cherry.
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Shangoochi Perfume Oil
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Spumoni Perfume Oil
Add to cartThick bands of cherry, chocolate, and pistachio gelati concealing bits of maraschino cherries and roasted, salted pistachio nutmeats.
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The Scottish Princess Perfume Oil
Out of StockCome, you spirits
That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full
Of direst cruelty. Make thick my blood.
Stop up the access and passage to remorse,
That no compunctious visitings of nature
Shake my fell purpose, nor keep peace between
The effect and it! Come to my woman’s breasts,
And take my milk for gall, you murd’ring ministers,
Wherever in your sightless substances
You wait on nature’s mischief. Come, thick night,
And pall thee in the dunnest smoke of hell,
That my keen knife see not the wound it makes,
Nor heaven peep through the blanket of the dark
To cry “Hold, hold!”This year, Lilith was cast as Lady Macbeth in one of her Shakespeare group’s productions, and she fell in love with the part. She also takes the Scottish Curse VERY seriously, and god help you if you say “Macbeth” anywhere near her unless you’re running lines with her – I can’t tell you how many times she made me spin and spit during those months of rehearsals. Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
A cherry bomb of guilt-crusted blood, black clove, red roses, and sweet black musk.
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Wooden Recorder With Fruits, Skull, Books, And A Feather Perfume Oil
Out of StockHarmen Steenwijck
Leather, polished elder wood, and bleached bone with a glut of peaches, apples, cherries, and wine grapes. -
Yipe Perfume Oil
Out of StockIn the vein (GET IT) of Boo, Suck It, and Spooky, this is a gushing font of sweet bloody black cherry cream and crushed dried blackberries.