April 2025

  • Angst Perfume Oil

    Edvard Munch

    Copoiba balsam and sour rhubarb churning with fir needle, blackcurrant bud, red grapefruit, red ginger, pepperwood, and olibanum.

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  • Beauty With Pink Veil Perfume Oil

    Alphonsine De Challié

     

    Sheer white vanilla with strawberry cream, star jasmine, mallow blossom, vanilla sugar, pink lotus petals, lychee, rosehips, russet amber, and pink sandalwood.

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  • BPAL Stoneware Mug

    A hefty honkin mug’ for your morning coffee! (Or evening coffee, or tea. Or beer or mead or grape juice or whatever. We’re not here to police your beverages.) These beasts stand 4.375″ (ish) tall, are emblazoned with the BPAL Triple Dagger Logo, and hold roughly 12 ounces of liquid refreshment.

    [Each mug is handmade and unique, so the glaze, exact coloring, and exact volume capacity will vary slightly from piece to piece. They are all speckled orange and brownish-black, but the brownish-blackishness, speckle levels, and orange shade vary from piece to piece. Lead-free and dishwasher, microwave, and oven safe.]

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  • financial stability

    Financial Stability Perfume Oil

    Helps you hold onto what you have.

     

    Contains: alfalfa, patchouli root, Irish moss, five finger grass, sassafras, cinnamon, bay laurel, bergamot, allspice, and thyme.

     

    [Obligatory legal disclaimer: our offerings are sold as a curio only and are sold solely for entertainment purposes. We make absolutely no claims or guarantees that this oil will produce any tangible results whatsoever. These oils are not meant for medical use and are not a substitute in any way for medical or mental health care. The buyer assumes all responsibility for purchase and releases the seller from all liability; we accept no liability for the use or misuse of any item purchased from this website.]

     

     

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  • Four and Twenty Blackbirds

    Four and Twenty Blackbirds Perfume Oil

    Sing a song of sixpence,

    A pocket full of rye.

    Four and twenty blackbirds

    Baked in a pie.

     

    When the pie was opened,

    The birds began to sing.

    Wasn’t that a dainty dish

    To set before the king?

     

    A delicacy to be puffed and then passed, dainty as you please: rye puff pastry crust splitting apart to reveal a cacophony of musky wild blackberries stewed in kush-infused butter.

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  • Frog Moon 2025 Perfume Oil

    Furu ike ya

    kawazu tobikomu

    mizu no oto

     

    Old pond

    frogs jumped in

    sound of water.

    – Translated by Lafcadio Hearn

     

    A soft ploop casting ripples in still water: linden blossom, pond moss, vetiver root, squished mushroom caps, damp soil, honeywort, purple flame iris petals, and creeping jenny.

     

    Art by Drew Rausch!

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  • VETIVER ROOT AND SWAMP OUD
  • Imp Pack: Adventure Pack 1 – Classes Perfume Oil

    Artificer
    Gleaming metal, gear oil, sparking wires, shattered glass, and a blue flicker of arcane power.

    Assassin
    Supple black leather, poison-tipped daggers, and a garrote soaked in pitch.

    Bard
    A ridiculously charismatic blend of bay rum, honey, and white musk mingling with the scent of harp wood and lute strings and the twang of horn brass.

    Berzerker
    Thick furs, strips of leather, and a blood-stained axe with crushed poplar bud and juniper.

    Cleric
    Rose amber, frankincense, myrrh, champaca flower, Peru balsam, cistus, palisander, cananga, hyssop, and narcissus absolute.

    Druid
    A woolen robe infused with the scent of a vast, primordial forest: ancient trees, fertile soil, wild herbs, spring grasses, and burgundy pitch incense.

    Fighter

    Leather, musk, blood, and steel.

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  • Imp Pack: Adventure Pack 2 – Classes Perfume Oil

    Mage
    All mystique and thrumming power: gurjum balsam, Sumatran dragon’s blood resin, olibanum, galangal, oleo gum resin, and frankincense.

    Monk
    Sandalwood incense, ti leaf, and honeyed saffron.

    Paladin
    Immaculate white musk, sweet frankincense, bourbon vanilla, white leather, and shining armor.

    Psionicist
    A blast of mental energy: electric white mint, eucalyptus leaf, white frankincense, and blue-white musk.

    Ranger

    Untamed wilderness: buckskin accord with Terebinth pine, Russian birch, black ironwood, elder bark, hay, armoise, juniper, patchouli, galangal root, Spanish moss, and cabreuva.

    Rogue

    Soft, well-worn black leather, hemp, and rosin.

    Sorcerer
    A golden, sparking surge of raw, wild magic: waves of amber, frankincense, red cacao, blood orange, and lavender touched by demonic incense and dragon’s blood.

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  • Imp Pack: Adventure Pack 3 – Races Perfume Oil

    Aasimar
    A scent infused with celestial power: radiant white amber, earthy cardamom, orris root, celestial incense, and diaphanous vanilla silk.

    Dragonborn
    Gleaming scales of leathery dragon’s blood resin with a splash of acid, a crack of ozone, and a hint of smoke.

    Drow
    Iridescent black opium poppy, indigo labdanum, ti leaf, and black plum with a shock of white musk and a crack of leather.

    Elf
    Pale golden musk, honeycomb, amber, parma violet, hawthorne bark, aspen leaf, forest lily, life everlasting, white moss, and a hint of wild berry.

    Gnome
    An explosive blend of effervescent golden ginger and black peppercorn with sarsaparilla, gurjum balsam, nutmeg, gear lubricant, and smoke.

    Half-Elf
    White sandalwood, beeswax, white tea leaf, oud, and a hint of sophisticated urban musk.

    Halfling

    Porridge, kukui nuts, and pastry crumbs.

    Orc

    Field grey courgette musk, roughly cured leather, and vetiver.

    Tiefling

    Infernal red musk, sweet aged patchouli root, clove bud, saffron crocus, red champaca blossom, tobacco flower, and hemp.

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  • Imp Pack: Adventure Pack 4 – An Orc, A Drow… Perfume Oil

    Beholder Optician
    A clear, glassy scent, translucent and blushing, that will bring your world into sharp focus: eucalyptus leaf, white amber, pink bergamot, strawberry, and sheer, crystalline vanilla musk.

    Bugbear Doula
    A nurturing blend of motherwort, angelica root, and warm russet fur splashed with chamomile tea.

    Deep Gnome Pastry Chef
    Subterranean fruit compote squirting forth from a cardamom creampuff.

    Drider Crossing Guard
    A cautious, watchful scent: earthy, dry fig, black pepper, nutmeg, and black plum tea.

    Drow Yoga Instructor
    As silent as the deepest cavern, as serene as a twilit shadow, as graceful as a spider, and as resilient as a web: wild plum, indigo lavender, and a tranquil tendril of sandalwood incense.

    Lizardfolk Park Ranger
    The scent of ancient trees, vast shadowed canyons, rocky snow-tipped peaks, and rushing rivers, with notes of pine needle, oak bark, sweet birch, stream-polished stones, lichen, dark mosses, nootka, hazelnut, rivulets of amber, and blackcurrant bud.

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  • Imp Pack: Adventure Pack 5 – An Orc, A Drow… Perfume Oil

    Kobold Barista
    Dungeoneering is exhausting, and sometimes the watered-down ale at the local tavern just slows you down. Before you head out on your next adventure, slather yourself in this fiery brew: freshly brewed coffee with ginger, nutmeg, cardamom, black pepper, cloves, cinnamon, and cream.

    Minotaur Landscaper
    Shrubby and fresh: musky amber and copaiba balsam with neatly-mowed grass, well-trimmed hornbeam, upturned soil, and breezy spring blossoms.

    Orc Massage Therapist
    A soothing, contemplative blend of fresh aster leaves, green tea, zucchini flower, and sandalwood incense.

    Rakshasa Party Magician
    Shaggy spiced russet amber splattered by rice pudding, cocoa powder, and globs of cotton candy.

    Tiefling Therapist
    A soothing, centering blend of white and red sandalwood, champaca attar, frankincense, and brimstone.

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  • Imp Pack: Adventure Pack 6 – Alignment & Gear Perfume Oil

    Chaotic
    A whirling mélange of multicolored musks with wasabi, rooibos, heliotrope, and mastic.

    Evil
    Smouldering opium tar, tobacco absolute, green tea, black plum, kush, ambergris accord, ambrette seed, and costus root.

    Good
    Shimmering celestial musk with vanilla, white honey, acacia, and sugar cane.

    Lawful
    Rigid oak, blue chamomile, rhubarb, and fig leaf.

    Neutral
    A flawless skin musk.

    Dwarven Ale
    Brewed with fermented mushrooms, pumpkin rind, honey, and apple rootstock.

    Thieve’s Rosin
    Increases the chance of successfully picking pockets by 25%.

    Vial of Holy Water
    The gleaming, indescribably clean scent of purified, ritually consecrated holy water.

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  • La Glorification de la Musique Perfume Oil

    Jean-Joseph Benjamin-Constant

    A chorus of moonflower, princess of the night, woodland tobacco petals, white gardenia, narcissus, cashmere wood, green apple, and datura alight with a maestoso gust of incandescent incense smoke.

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  • On Clothes Perfume Oil

    And the weaver said, Speak to us of Clothes.

         And he answered:

         Your clothes conceal much of your beauty, yet they hide not the unbeautiful.

         And though you seek in garments the freedom of privacy you may find in them a harness and a chain.

         Would that you could meet the sun and the wind with more of your skin and less of your raiment,

         For the breath of life is in the sunlight and the hand of life is in the wind.

     

         Some of you say, “It is the north wind who has woven the clothes we wear.”

         And I say, Ay, it was the north wind,

         But shame was his loom, and the softening of the sinews was his thread.

         And when his work was done he laughed in the forest.

         Forget not that modesty is for a shield against the eye of the unclean.

         And when the unclean shall be no more, what were modesty but a fetter and a fouling of the mind?

         And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.


    Sunlight on skin: sweet amber, honey dust, golden sandalwood, and soft musk.

    The sales from April’s scents from the Prophet series benefits Lutheran Settlement House, who provides food access, homelessness services, domestic violence services, senior care, and educational resources to Philadelphia’s communities.

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  • On Houses Perfume Oil

    Then a mason came forth and said, Speak to us of Houses.

         And he answered and said:

         Build of your imaginings a bower in the wilderness ere you build a house within the city walls.

         For even as you have home-comings in your twilight, so has the wanderer in you, the ever distant and alone.

         Your house is your larger body.

         It grows in the sun and sleeps in the stillness of the night; and it is not dreamless. Does not your house dream? and dreaming, leave the city for a grove or hill-top?

     

         Would that I could gather your houses into my hand, and like a sower scatter them in forest and meadow.

         Would the valleys were your streets, and the green paths your alleys, that you might seek one another through vineyards, and come with the fragrance of the earth in your garments.

         But these things are not yet to be.

         In their fear your forefathers gathered you too near together. And that fear shall endure a little longer. A little longer shall your city walls separate your hearths from your fields.

     

         And tell me, people of Orphalese, what have you in these houses? And what is it you guard with fastened doors?

         Have you peace, the quiet urge that reveals your power?

         Have you rememberances, the glimmering arches that span the summits of the mind?

         Have you beauty, that leads the heart from things fashioned of wood and stone to the holy mountain?

         Tell me, have you these in your houses?

         Or have you only comfort, and the lust for comfort, that stealthy thing that enters the house a guest, and then becomes a host, and then a master?

     

         Ay, and it becomes a tamer, and with hook and scourge makes puppets of your larger desires.

         Though its hands are silken, its heart is of iron.

         It lulls you to sleep only to stand by your bed and jeer at the dignity of the flesh.

         It makes mock of your sound senses, and lays them in thistledown like fragile vessels.

         Verily the lust for comfort murders the passion of the soul, and then walks grinning in the funeral.

     

         But you, children of space, you restless in rest, you shall not be trapped nor tamed.

         Your house shall be not an anchor but a mast.

         It shall not be a glistening film that covers a wound, but an eyelid that guards the eye.

         You shall not fold your wings that you may pass through doors, nor bend your heads that they strike not against a ceiling, nor fear to breathe lest walls should crack and fall down.

         You shall not dwell in tombs made by the dead for the living.

         And though of magnificence and splendour, your house shall not hold your secret nor shelter your longing.

         For that which is boundless in you abides in the mansion of the sky, whose door is the morning mist, and whose windows are the songs and the silences of night.


    Morning mist and the songs and the silences of night: a soft, hazy nocturne of moonflower, dew-touched lavender buds, rose hips, and night-blooming jasmine.

    The sales from April’s scents from the Prophet series benefits Lutheran Settlement House, who provides food access, homelessness services, domestic violence services, senior care, and educational resources to Philadelphia’s communities.

     

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  • Procession of Insects Perfume Oil

    Nishiyama Hoen

    Green grapefruit, a shudder of grass blades, peppery geranium, green tea, orris stems, rice sprouts, and white ginger.

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  • Revenant Rhythm Perfume Oil

    A tousled, sexy mix of patchouli, vanilla, and hemp.

     

    Label artwork by José Guadalupe Posada (1852 – 1913)

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  • Stoned Bunny Blow Mold Perfume Oil

    Looks like someone’s been nibbling a bit too much grass! A sun-faded, plasticky shell of rice milk and marshmallow illuminated from within by 420 watts of weed-wafted glowing green amber.

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